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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

submitted 3 days ago • 186 comments

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

submitted 13 days ago • 122 comments

ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest youtu.be/cIZAdCtKT_g?...

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

submitted 31 days ago • 70 comments

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submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

submitted 45 days ago • 65 comments

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

submitted 55 days ago • 92 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 43 comments

look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’

submitted 79 days ago • 107 comments

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

submitted 86 days ago • 111 comments

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

submitted 86 days ago • 57 comments

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submitted 94 days ago • 50 comments

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

submitted 94 days ago • 79 comments

white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

submitted 109 days ago • 45 comments

let me make myself clear

submitted 115 days ago • 100 comments

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

submitted 128 days ago • 98 comments

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

submitted 149 days ago • 157 comments

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

submitted 175 days ago • 170 comments

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

submitted 177 days ago • 96 comments

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

submitted 184 days ago • 101 comments

what tha frog

submitted 193 days ago • 159 comments

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

submitted 200 days ago • 213 comments

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

submitted 202 days ago • 118 comments

if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.

submitted 205 days ago • 57 comments

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

submitted 206 days ago • 328 comments

jef this @aew.bsky.social is work’s thing right? make them put up the picture of my cardinal flowers from this summer immediately

submitted 208 days ago • 108 comments

oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here

submitted 209 days ago • 627 comments