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Now he's gone too far!!!

Next up, leaving the country...or planet, preferably

I wonder how pissed those cadets are that they got this and Maryland got a waaaaaay better muppet speaker lol

A Black 18-year-old college student was lynched on a playground 95 years ago. His nephew just accepted his posthumous degree: cnn.it/4k5wFB7

Great so the USPS is really screwed, FedEx can't deliver shit on time

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

At this point I don't take anything serious, they're just kids throwing spaghetti at the wall to see if mom is gonna yell at them about it

A cat who can't hide his surprise because Costco's pizza is too big.

I still don't understand how this lotto is working but I can confirm there is drama #nhldraftlottery

There aren't any, THAT'S WHY THE VACCINE WAS CREATED YOU FUCK

Come on Chicago, bring Rizzo back!!

I like it. Picasso #NFLDraft

Is Ego a brand or was Greeny making a joke? #NFLDraft

I had my doubts GB would be able to pull it off...couldn't be prouder #NFLDraft

Whoever came up with the idea for the bike ride for the draft *chef's kiss* #NFLDraft

I'm so proud of my state and Green Bay 💚 let's do this draft! #NFLDraft

Is taking away their funding a mistake too?

The universe is just not gonna let Rory win this easily #themasters

Does this man not know how to speak to and about people? Is this his first time? Feels like it

Hi. Books are incredibly important. Please let them be.

Swear to God if Ovi breaks the record against my Blackhawks...sick of teams breaking records or making history against my teams

Civic and patriotic duty ✅️ go vote, Wisconsin!!

Oh noooo your friend isn't listening to you? Well that's just not very nice, now is it?

Spoiler: he's not...Vote Crawford

Government doesn't even take care of Puerto Rico so...

Wishing a very happy St Patrick’s Day to all of my friends celebrating in Ireland and around the world, especially O’Larry who’s the guard cat at Jameson:

Yes! Idk what it is, but stuff like this just adds so much whimsy and happiness

Aww big cheeto found his balls!! They're in the jar on Putin's desk but he knows that

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Last night was great, can't wait to see how the rest of the season goes!

I KNEW the announcer for the #oscars was Nick Offerman!!!

I am curious to see what kind of dent this makes...I'm not expecting them to run the table because I'm not sure that's possible but it'll be interesting...I hope anyway

I was gonna be so upset if Kristen didn't sing lol that was fantastic #SAGAwards

Okay @netflix.com the #SAGAwards is one of my favorite award shows, so pleeeeeease bring the NFL on Christmas Day energy!

Tiptoe through the tulips but never while reading as you’ll just squash the tulips and eventually trip.

The Associated Press sues Trump administration officials after the news outlet was banned from some White House events cnn.it/4h93tXP

It sucks but their coverage needed to be better....no one wants to constantly watch Yankees/Red Socks all the time

CUBS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY!