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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

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Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries. We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district. Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting. www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...

submitted 69 days ago • 414 comments

MAHA thought they were getting a commercial and bam. Just a medium pharma commercial.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

The breast cancer commercial was great because bros were like "yay boobs" and then it became woke.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

HAN!!!!!!

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

If you're in line for higher price groceries, stay in line for higher price groceries.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Live your life so that when you’re taken out in a hit on a public street thousands of people online don’t post the Alonzo Mourning head nod gif.

submitted 168 days ago • 38 comments

Never a doubt. GO STATE!

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Think these cabinet appointments are bad? Just wait until he appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as Education Secretary.

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