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Short, stout, Happily Married Canadian living in Cornwall UK. While my opinions are my own, I will do my best to make you smile. A politics-Free zone, I post silly and amusing stuff. Need a reason to smile? Follow me.
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Remember kids, communication is important.

Starting at 8pm BST, the 69th ESC gets underway. You're watching, aren't you? Get your scorecards ready!

Always read the instructions before you start.

An important message from the London Underground:

How very disappointing.

So very true!

My wife has just fainted on the luggage carousel at the airport! But I think she's OK - she's coming round slowly.

Good morning! ...or is it? Oh, what have you done?

Joke of the day: What do police hot lines and glory hole's have in common? They both rely on anonymous tips. You're welcome. 😏

Things like this make me suspicious about Italian cuisine.

This is so us! Would anyone else like to confess?

My brain just logged me out, due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password.

Learning Curves.

Some light reading 📚

Some Medieval Mockery:

JOY! (in case you needed a reason to smile today)

Fun with darts...

NEWS FLASH! If at first you don't succeed... then sky diving is not for you.

This is just sick...

Heads up! It's the last day of Winterwatch ❄️🐦🦊 We have a day packed FULL of the best of this season's wildlife! Tune in now to our LIVE 🔴🎥 wildlife cameras, stream Winterwatch on BBC iPlayer and tune in 8pm on BBC Two 📺 www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis... #Winter #BBCwinterwatch #Nature #wildlife

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For the cat lovers out there.

There are so many damaged and warped people out there...

Here's some dark humour for the middle of your week.

They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty. They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment. That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT. 👁️❤️🐶🐕

Happy New Year, one and all! ...and good luck!

Hey! Want to have some fun? Start a new holiday tradition:

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Happy Monday! Your task of the day:

When your neighbour's post is delivered to your door by accident.

Voodoo dolls are totally fab! Just saying.

OMG... 30 days and counting!

Truth!

Oh, this is too neat not to share! Have a look:

Always and forever 🏳️‍⚧️ “The more I hold myself close and fully embrace who I am, the more I thrive.” – Elliot Page

Husband baffled by wife's attempt at foreplay.

It was a bit of a surprise when I received a notification that Mark Z was following me. Real, or not, this was my instinctive reaction: