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Popcorn Destroyer. PNW. Hello Melindas. she/her.
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My office mate today is a potato in a box. (There’s a cat bed just behind her, but the box is closer to me.)

No i did not have a good night sleep, i had three naps in a trenchcoat

Love you, love humans, love drag. So this Saturday night work event kinda rules.

Good morning, you

Gateway Drug

Do one thing every day that scares everybody.

If you’ve ever wanted to see the weather that PNW people love to talk about it’s time to come visit.

It feels good being busy but I should probably stop saying that

I found that corgi asshole mousepad you were looking for

I realized that I have two weekends open between now and Labor Day. And one of them I’ll be preparing for house guests.

What if people don’t like the flavor of New Pope and it doesn’t sell? Will they go back to Pope Classic?

A new pope? Does this mean we have to keep Catholicism?

Birds on Film

Insomnia in a house without snacks is brutal

I’m a little afraid I’ve forgotten how to act in an office that isn’t my own pantsless palace.

This is the internet achieving its full potential

The average American has three friends.

emotional support guacamole

My wild eyed journal buddy and her emotional support wad of kraft paper

Ridiculous.

Making a fan edit of Josie and the Pussycats (It’s just Josie and the Pussycats looped twice)

If this doesn’t sum me up

Brb gotta mesmerize this cat

This is not the world George Michael wanted for us.

Your sound card works perfectly! #GilbertGottfried

I’m at a play

Better to have loved and lost than to have accidentally eaten a decorative table centrepiece

May I present: my favorite streetcar shelter in Portland

So… where are we buying stickers these days? Anyone?

It’s 69 degrees outside and that’s too hot