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Absolutely frothing at the mouth for "Superman" discourse, a story about an undocumented immigrant who comes to America and stole our superhero jobs.

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Nike should be embarrassed about the way they dress Alcaraz. He looks a toddler about to go to the beach.

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Me, after playing "Hey Macarena" for the 48th time in the OR: sobbing it was Pope Frank's favorite sobbing

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I'm your classic "I'm not Christian but the Easter Bunny is real" kinda guy.

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Who knew that woke was keeping our economy afloat? We gotta re-wokify everything, ASAP.

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In these tough economic times, I like to give my patients financial advice along with surgery. "Here's what we're gonna do, sir. We're gonna fix that aneurysm and then transfer all of your life savings into the Hawk Tuah brand. Sign here for the consent."

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Dude on the plane after aggressively hitting up the girl sitting next to me: Let's grab a drink during the layover! Lady: Aw, no thanks but you can follow me on Insta! I let out a cackle that would make the Wicked witches proud.

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Every Indian dude with a beard looks like JD Vance and this has only reinforced my commitment to the mustache.

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America can definitely be healed if Lin Manuel Miranda made another "Hamilton".

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REACHER: A show where a very large man is forced to use a very tiny phone. 10/10 no notes.

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Taylor Swift, would you be interested in dating a Portland doctor

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Every day we stray further from the light of god

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I have gone through hours of game tape and studied all the tactics and I'm prepared to make my Superbowl prediction: The Kansas City Chiefs will face the Philadelphia Eagles tomorrow.

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On my 6th Luka trade emergency podcast, when I get to 10 I immediately lose my job, I'm pretty sure.

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NOSFERATU. WAS. AAASSSSSSSSSSSS.

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Update re Packers game: hunched over just constantly dry heaving. Im not even in the house anymore, just outside while my neighbors keep asking if they should call 911. My replies of "Jalen Hurts should be sent to The Hague" has been met with both scorn and derision.

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Packers are playing and I've vomited twice already. It's 2 minutes into the game.

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Insane set of events that has led to Notre Dame being the protagonist in the national championship game.

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My New Year's Resolution? Bring icing people with Smirnoff Ices back. We used to be a country.

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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

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Did...did this Pop-Tart die for our sins?

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A COMPLETE UNKNOWN (2024): Was this actually a movie? Or like an insane object of nostalgia? Chalamet and Barbaro crushed it as Dylan and Baez. Biggest takeaway: Was Johnny Cash the absolute coolest person to ever walk the Earth?

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Looks like the Hawk Tuah Girl needs to puts on sunglasses TALK TUAH LAWYER drives off in a Porsche

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A great Rams-Bills game ruined by Tom Brady talking.

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Once again, my musical taste is superior.

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My Tamagotchi is 100% dead.

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