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Just saw a mouse get off the escalator at St Pancras like a boss.

My new @effinbirds.com shirt arrived in the mail today. I be wearing it tomorrow. 😜

Who else sleeps like this? 😂

Anyone else have issues using @kagi.com via Starlink, or is it some quirk™ of the setup on Qatar Airways?

Feeling slightly better about my AI future now that a friend told me CTOs are saying things like "build is cheaper than buy because of GenAI" 😂😂

The circus continues as the Nationals leader David Littleproud now looks like being knifed after its revealed his bitter rivals Michael McCormack and Barnaby Joyce worked with Sussan Ley behind his back. #auspol #insiders #SundayShot

If you’re going to build a payment platform for merchants including hotel chains, in what universe would you choose the domain web2pay.3cint.com?!

Do you think heads of state have a pool going where they bet on what crazy shit Drumpf will say to them?

xAI-assisted pathology results: Tests indicate a <2% chance of prostate cancer. However, white genocide in South Africa was detected at or above 1ppm.

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

@seanmcarroll.bsky.social new (as of yesterday) Patreon. Have listened to your podcast and read your books for years and decided to start sending you some thanks. Would you consider enabling Spotify integration for the Patreon account?

Few people are willing to compromise on scope; almost everyone is willing to redefine success.

Excellent headline

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

Free speech absolutism going well, I see

The lyrics to most 90s dance tracks

A war criminal, a liar, and a rapist walk into a barrister…

It’s raining. Our family is split between those who are happy and those who are not.

New from Julian Barnes, Maggie Haberman and me: Trump Appointee Pressed Analyst to Redo Intelligence on Venezuelan Gang The move followed a disclosure that intelligence agencies disagree with a key factual claim Trump made to invoke a wartime deportation law. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/u...

We know. They gave you immunity.

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

Oh FFS.... Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026 arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Slack’s “A huddle happened” message makes me laugh

Me: Turns out the previous Pope put this guy in charge of vetting Bishops. Daughter: Let’s hope he didn’t make the same mistake Lenin did with Stalin!

There’s a point at which AI models will be directed to ignore most of your content because facts are too woke.

it’s astounding how twitter has quite possibly the dumbest user base of any social media these days

Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.

Great work as always, JD.

Never thought I’d wish for another pandemic so we could just lock ourselves away and drink a lot together on zoom calls 😂

Looks like woke’s back on the menu boys

Alright Albo, make sure you still have that spine tomorrow morning. #auspol

Can we get a count of Tim Wilson tears please? 20ml?

I swear Labor, if you just sit there for the next four years fiddling with your bits... again.

Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare

THIS. SO MUCH THIS