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Mixed feelings about the results of the Canadian Federal elections. Good news: Canada will have a competent captain, not a dick... i mean PP... as Prime Minister. Bad news: My riding will now be represented by a certifiable giant piece of shit.

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This isn’t the first military contract for the troubled company, but it’s the first one sourced through its civilian aviation division instead of their traditional defense division

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

For the very first time!

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I’ve now listened to Pierre Pollievre’s campaign opening speech in both French and English. I would therefore like to tell him to va te faire foutre/go fuck yourself.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Pierre Poilievre thinks we should be "respectful and firm" to Donald Trump. Respect for a country whose administration advocates the annexation of Canada, shits on the principles on which the country was founded, and oppresses anyone who dissents? Not a chance. FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK POILIEVRE

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Who would have thought that Ra's al Ghul would end up being the good guy? This has been a harumph hot take™.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

#WWE #JohnCena #HEEL #WrestleMania

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MLB is doing their best to help bring down the standards of sports officiating by firing their best umpire. Even pro wrestling isn't that shambolic. I suspect the powers that be want judgment calls in baseball at the same level as those in boxing or figure skating.

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This is what happens when you ask me to help sanewash the Trump tariffs.

submitted 134 days ago • 539 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

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Defiant Joe Rogan insists he’s not a propaganda asset, just actually this stupid

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The only terrorists Americans should be fighting to eliminate are Republicans.

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America opts for open-casket inauguration

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What is it with Chad Gable and death wishes? #WWERaw #CeroMiedo

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Disappointed the hair pull on stripes was not followed by finisher spam. #RefYouSuck

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Package. Piledrive. EVERYBODY.

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Out to see the movie adaptation of Wicked and just got my fishbowl. Please pray for my bladder.

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

Mood.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

I see six delicious donuts and six display case pieces.

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I suppose I should say congratulations to @vaughnvertigo.bsky.social on becoming the new Northern Crown champion. My advise to the new champ: Be careful out there. I hear vengeance is coming for you. And when vengeance comes, it will be SWIFT.

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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

submitted 212 days ago • 578 comments

Had the pleasure of meeting bestselling author, esteemed hockey YouTuber, and Floorball 2 champion @stevedangle20.bsky.social in Kitchener last night. Hell of a guy. Yes, that says "Fearless Tour". If you're a Sens fan and a hardcore Swiftie who has read Steve's book, you know.

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Sept 2, 2024 - I was lucky enough to be joined by one of my fav indie performers full stop... @vaughnvertigo.bsky.social Full Interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBre... #Wrestler #Wrestling #WrestleSky

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Absolutely deplorable behaviour. I hope Gabriel Fuerza AND Josh Alexander kick your teeth in THIS SUNDAY NOVEMBER 17 at Northern Crown

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“Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election,” says adorable friend who thinks there’s going to be a 2028 election

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Hey, everyone. Many of you have been sharing "Lawyer, Passport, Locksmith, Gun" a lot more recently... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihr... ... a few folk have inquired about whether I can add transcription/subtitles to that whole talk for greater accessibility. (1/2)

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Catching up on tonight's Smackdown, and I must say it is refreshing to see a piledriver on WWE television. It's even nicer to see Kevin Owens and Randy Orton give the move the respect it deserves. A piledriver should mean the end. A piledriver should not be a transition move.

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X is still a shithole, but a little gem shines through every now and again...

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Just saying...

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This won't be my last post of Bluesky. It may be my last tweet on Xhitter. #Election2024

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Welp, not even Rhea Ripley is safe from the wrath of the NXT arena parking lot. #WWENXT

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Holy fuck. That is all. #WWENXT

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Gotta love when bad refereeing gets called out. We'll ignore the incompetence earlier in the night. #WWENXT #HalloweenHavoc

submitted 232 days ago • 0 comments

Posting this again, because it needs to be repeated.

submitted 237 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to see if this crossposting thing works from Bluesky to Xhitter. Would save me some trouble.

submitted 239 days ago • 0 comments

The successor to Barbara Enright will not be named this year. I hope that someone of great poker skill and human decency does so next year. Good riddance.

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Day 7 of the WSOP Main Event, and there is a real possibility a woman will make the final table and make history. It would be a great breakthrough for the game. I just hope it's not Kristen Foxen. Great poker player. Zero respect for her as a human being.

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It's happened again. IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!!! TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!! #LeafsForever

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Mood.

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Need to find another one other than "I'm fucking exhausted". In my defense, I usually am fucking exhausted.

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

casual tuesday night 'latro. twitch.tv/theHARUMPH

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Apparently, I missed an all-time classic game between the Vikings and the Raiders today.

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, no one would be ready for THAT level of chaos.

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