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Take it easy, we’re not making a western here.
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[Belichick walkout meme but it’s Eliot Wolf]

brain degradation to the point you type the words “management is full communist”

@erikhane.bsky.social Like what you see???

Thinking about Prime Gronk.

Perhaps my most firmly held belief is that travel baseball/softball shouldn’t start until age 12, and to be eligible, your kid needs no less than two years of house ball, playing for teams named “Sam’s Bar and Grill” or “Blackburn Salvage”.

Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.

been on that ‘07 Kalamazoo Bowling Alley Parking Lot pack

Crazy stuff happening right now at US Open Final Quali at Kinsale in Powell, OH

As your next MLB Commish I vow to only employ 100% Certified Power-Hungry Redass Umps. No ego will be checked at the door. Heels only. Everyone gets tossed. You got un-American walk up music? You’re gone. Batboy makes eye contact? Goodbye. Hotdog Guy with a Pride wristband — sayonara!

Missing the days when our evil tech billionaires just wanted to exploit ancient dinosaur DNA.

This cycle’s DeSantis.

new Shawn Oakman just dropped

Jason Richardson was robbed of a three-peat in the 2004 Dunk Contest.

Sinus infection, night two

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

Good for Stefon Diggs. It's hard to make new friends in your 30s.

The New England Patriots are winning the AFC East.

Three years late tbh

This season will be everything I’ve ever wanted.

saw god

Sober 10+ years and just took two healthy pulls of NyQuil to battle this sinus infection and buddy I am IN FLIGHT. I’m Matt McConaughey in Interstellar. I’m stretched-out MJ in Space Jam.

Roasted chicken thighs, jalapeño and sweet onion black beans, fajita veg, on cilantro-lime rice. 🤌