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hazmutt.bsky.social
it/they/she, gender recidivist extremely small residing in glasgow
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i wish i was a southern elephant seal

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maybe i am just a biohazard

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

another weekend another 2+ hours of a morning that are going to be spent sobbing. life i suppose

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

it's taken 14 months of me being in this job: a coworker finally commented on my hickeys

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hahaha i've developed a new allergy out of seemingly fucking nowhere i love being a medical mystery

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

she wants to write a specimen report about me 🥺

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

so the thing about voice training is that it's helpful to have a target voice, and the only one I can find for myself happens to be someone who's australian

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

you can achieve a lot with a hammer and a screwdriver

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

accidentally stayed super late at the function discovering I can whistle and make vocal noise simultaneously

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

can't believe John Money's academic rival was named Milton Diamond. you're telling me there's two guys named Money and Diamond and they're rivals?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

feeling remarkably cantankerous today!

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shout out to my laser tech for receiving the most confusing snippets of what my deal is and just like, never being surprised and taking it all in stride. she's great.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

tony hawk pro skater 2 gameboy advance lesbian halfpipe

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

i have some really good people in my life.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

it seems writing one song was not enough. i may need to take further measures

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

wish my brain would pick a lane between "i am a baby who needs to be held and petted" and "everyone except for 2-3 people on this planet is viscerally annoying to me right now"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

okay i need to develop an actual outlet about my situation i can't just keep posting "ough lesbian". why can't i do something productive with it like make art

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

that's why her cock is so big. it's full of secrets

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

you ever seen a Really Good Movie

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

AGHHAGAGRRUAARRRGH LESBIANISM TIME

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

stop showing me that advert for the goddamn robot dog that isn't real and has christmas music in the background for some reason. this is literally every second advert youtube serves me. why.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

(feeling around the back of my skull) where the hell is the off switch on this thing

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

ack i am full of bees

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

you can't just send me a voice note about wanting to sink your teeth into my throat. you can't just do that. i won't be normal. im going to evaporate

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

now the time has come for a pope who is jacked. just really huge. pope who can bench 150

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

eels. they're weird

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im actually in a weird time loop situation where i named myself milo cuz i knew a girl called milo growing up, so i didn't think of it as just a boy name. now i am the girl called milo and im gonna go back to '07 and be only 2 years older than past me. don't ask how that works haven't figured it out

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

dreaming of leatherdykes

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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

submitted 41 days ago • 10 comments

"a top that's just sleeves? that's just foreskin"

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i love to get a voice note from my mother and start sobbing when she tells me she's been thinking of me the last few days and she's been struggling to figure out what words to even say given the state of things

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