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typical corrupt science

submitted 30 days ago • 166 comments

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

submitted 38 days ago • 125 comments

someone wrote out the entire Thom Brennaman apology above a urinal at a brewery in High Point

submitted 44 days ago • 10 comments

"Travis Scott is The Rock's Silver Surfer," I explain to my confused associates

submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

submitted 75 days ago • 156 comments

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do” Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

submitted 79 days ago • 59 comments

Yeah that’s probably why

submitted 88 days ago • 83 comments

idk what everyone's problem with Carolina getting in is, don't you know they only lost their 13th game of the season because one of their players made a very stupid mistake? to me, that is actually good

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Everywhere I’ve ever been, you could always just walk in whatever bathrooms there were. It’s not like they card at the door. The social stigma against being a creepy pest is all that ever stopped you, and that doesn’t change because trans people exist and need to use the bathroom sometimes.

submitted 107 days ago • 105 comments

every commercial for AI is like: "are you capable of checking the weather app on your phone on your own? yaa didn't think so :)))))"

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

submitted 137 days ago • 2270 comments

He kinda looks like it Pizza The Hutt from Spaceballs took Ozempic.

submitted 138 days ago • 12 comments

Sing Sing not even NOMINATED for Best Picture? smdh

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell that he was standing in front of a green screen

submitted 172 days ago • 12 comments

check this shit out

submitted 178 days ago • 24 comments

It would have been so crazy if JFK dodged the bullet at the last moment thus activating Witch Time and allowing for a powerful combo counterattack. But unfortunately that was not possible back then

submitted 182 days ago • 37 comments

you die after watching this

submitted 181 days ago • 45 comments

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

submitted 219 days ago • 13 comments

“Babe, you don’t get it. See, the bones are the skeletons money. The worms are also their money. Bones = dollars. They can also pull your hair up but NOT out, because they’ll turn to bones. And get this, they came from out of the ground AND all over because underground there’s half as much food.”

submitted 192 days ago • 17 comments

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

submitted 193 days ago • 621 comments

whoever is making sure they air the iconic "they do exist!" santa/m&ms commercial in 4:3 ratio and the guy who won't let them change the price of the costco hotdogs are the only heroes we have left

submitted 200 days ago • 3 comments

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

submitted 203 days ago • 432 comments

submitted 311 days ago • 25 comments

Dylan from the Great British Bake Off looks like yassified Roman Reigns

submitted 212 days ago • 7 comments

Surprised he didn’t choose the younger one.

submitted 213 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 234 days ago • 20 comments

In 2008, Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne let it rock.

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

[meteor hitting earth] dinosaur: oh no the economy !!

submitted 222 days ago • 10 comments

you are LOVED you are WORTHY that hiker did NOT get a clear photograph of you your existence REMAINS unverified

submitted 263 days ago • 9 comments

Back in my day, digging through ditches and burning through witches were two separate jobs. Union jobs, no less. These days if you want to get slammed in the back of a dragula you have to download some lousy app.

submitted 264 days ago • 14 comments

most twee guy at my improv class? that’d have to be yes anderson.

submitted 339 days ago • 9 comments

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

submitted 272 days ago • 13 comments

OLIVIA NUZZI (on a romantic beach stroll): This is so wrong. But I can't fight these feelings RFK JR (eyeing a dolphin carcass in the distance): Get the saw

submitted 270 days ago • 38 comments

Just looked at my hand and realised I forgot to give back somebody's nose. Can't even remember whose it was now

submitted 290 days ago • 9 comments

They're saying terrible things about me. They're saying I'm kawaii, that I'm uwu and baka; they're being very unfair

submitted 298 days ago • 6 comments

The great American novel is King of the Hill

submitted 489 days ago • 1 comment

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

submitted 380 days ago • 5 comments

Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

submitted 352 days ago • 28 comments

"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.

submitted 353 days ago • 22 comments

as a kid you think all R-rated movies are either hyper violent or basically porn, but what you could never have anticipated were the boring movies that were simply rated R for “thematic elements”

submitted 374 days ago • 11 comments

I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain, I’ve seen a toddler named Carl throw his mom’s purse into a creak with zero remorse

submitted 373 days ago • 11 comments

space cadet 3D pinball

submitted 375 days ago • 11 comments