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"Din's Fire" - zoomer Link when his mom makes the best mac n cheese

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anyone else on the "relaxing" grindset

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if your vagina has sleep apnea do you go in for a cpap smear

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I feel like I'm going fucking insane that the Republican president is trying to push through what is essentially an economy destroying tax increase and the Democrats in congress tried to defeat it but failed. Is our country so fucking stupid that this can happen just because it's not called a "tax"

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

sonic characters racing in cars is like if people with perfectly functioning legs joined an electric wheelchair race

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is trump going to keep letting it get close to the tariff date and then right before they kick in, delaying them, so the stock market keeps dropping and soaring is this his brilliant new strategy? economic edging?

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Good call.

submitted 45 days ago • 26 comments

I made some homeopathic alcohol and went on a water bender

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The way Popeye is voiced sounds like he's doing a Let's Play of a Popeye game.

submitted 55 days ago • 23 comments

There have been so many fights in Invincible where Mark has locked hands with some opponent and after a few seconds the opponent headbutts Mark in the face, I swear to god this has happened like 10 times, and I can't stop thinking about how if Mark just did that first he'd win most of these fights

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

what if there was a timeline where young link got addicted to alcoholic milk in termina and just spent the rest of eternity groundhog daying himself into a drunken stupor

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I know these two endemic life researchers suck but for gods sake it's INSIDE THE TENT

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If you ever get in a sub dom sesh with Wile E. Coyote don't use your safe word. It doesn't do what you think it does

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goku thinks sex is fighting but with your genitals

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

people complain about youtube recommendations and the algorithm but I swear it fucking cooks for me sometimes

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let he who is x where sin(x) = 0 throw the first stone

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Sleep Paralysis Demon Struggles To Take Form Above Victim With Every Possible Fetish

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there are a few games in UFO 50 that really trigger the nostalgia for old games where you start with no lives and no continues and 1 or 2 hits away from the game over so you got to replay the first level over and over and never see past level 2 oh wait old games weren't actually fucking like that

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

my headcanon is that aquaman used to be vegetarian but became pescatarian because he kept being told non stop how yummy fish are... by fish

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

mario kart 9 is going to feature driving backwards as a major gameplay mechanic because Nintendo misunderstood people asking for rollback in their online games

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I suck the lonely chode. It's the only chode I've ever blown

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Google's AI response is famously shitty but this is the most self servingly awful I've ever seen it, holy fucking shit

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half of all fromsoft waifus are "hey I'm being all nice to you but I'm actually really dark and edgy and fucked up are you ok with that" >yes "wow you aren't like the other guys"

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low fat yogurt to study or relax to

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woke up this morning with that Anime Protagonist Hair

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i shit so hard my toilet has a seatbelt

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it's a tiny shiny nonbiney spiny

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FUNGIBLE

submitted 175 days ago • 14 comments

they call it an xbox 360 because you turn 1080 degrees and throw up

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this is what I choose to believe everyone else sees when you use the suit zoom key in half life 2

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>untrained theoretical physicist >suit has a zoom feature despite not having a helmet >wields a revolver with the precision of a sniper rifle >can climb a ladder backwards at 20 mph while firing a rocket launcher Breen is all surprised that the Combine can't stop him, if only he saw him in action

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An evil wizard that has a spell of complete invulnerability to all harm or magic cast around his entire body. His weakness? A portal inside his anus to a pocket dimension so he doesn't ever need to go to the bathroom when he needs to shit

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if you can't handle me at my wurst you don't deserve me at my borscht

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what if going super saiyan makes goku shit himself and he just doesn't tell anyone

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there is an alternate universe where instead of becoming an insane hateful bigot, J. K. Rowling just continued to drop nuggets of Harry Potter lore like "porno mags in the harry potter universe are full of sentient photos that watch you jack off"

submitted 198 days ago • 3 comments

having adhd is like playing one of those fighting game characters that has to manage a meter and becomes utterly helpless once the meter runs out completely

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going into a gunfight wearing a suit with a Rob Liefeld amount of pouches with a bible in each one. I'll be fucking invincible

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we live in a sodaciety - the coker

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if you only have a few partners are you low poly

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And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day, because He is very tired He is eepy. God has had a very long week of creating the universe and wants to take just a small sleep. He eeby and neeby to sleeby. God sleepy and need bed bye time.

submitted 212 days ago • 3 comments

they tell me all these invasions of privacy are for targeted advertising, well twitch just played me an ad for deodorant specifically for black women. What the fuck happened

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you know the death note? well i have the cum note. and im about to write your name down

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what if it turns out the only way to get real estate in heaven is to build up a Karmic Debt with horrible actions and then pay it off with good, redeeming actions so you build up a Karmic Credit Rating

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