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Sewing my butthole shut 💅

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IQ is like restaurants. I will not explain the meaning of this metaphor

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35 years ago today, Jon Arbuckle guzzled dog semen

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white people are like *oompa loompa-ass polka music*, but black people are like *cool funky bass line*

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original recipe KFC > spicy Popeyes

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Death to America. pic unrelated

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I could kick a hippo’s ass. Easy work

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Flying to Japan for some Japanese Mac Donalds 😋 味なことやる! マクドナルド

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I have decided to begin treating bitches with respect

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I was the Zodiac killer. Sorry about that. I was going through some stuff

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On this episode of “Toon In with Me”, Toony gets redpilled on social media and has something he wants to say about sex workers

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Me and Hunter Biden put on tuxedos and we’re coming to steal your girl

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