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The news: blah blah Houthi rebels Me: Houthi rebels? Are those people who refuse to call him Darius Rucker?

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What is to be done, I ask you, with all of these shitty Democrats www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

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Cancel culture? I wish. I feel like edgelord comedian is about the only viable career choice at this point.

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I'm sick of reporters not porting a first time. You can't skip to reporting if you never ported. Y'all need to port first!

submitted 108 days ago • 17 comments

Thank you, Tish James! N.Y. Attorney General Warns Hospitals Against Canceling Transgender Care www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/n...

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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

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my latest @teenvogue.bsky.social: I interviewed trans teens across the U.S.—including L.W., the 16-year-old at the heart of U.S. v. Skrmetti—on their fears and anxieties about the threat of gender-affirming care bans and a looming Trump admin. "Trans healthcare is suicide prevention, at its core."

submitted 166 days ago • 21 comments

“How can you make jokes at a time like this” why do you think jokes were invented?

submitted 177 days ago • 30 comments

Hey @bsky.app , don't offer the capability to make accounts private? It'd be a lot cooler if you did!

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Who made this? Ahahaha

submitted 185 days ago • 1600 comments

Just opened a calzone restaurant. Used to have a pizza restaurant, but it folded.

submitted 188 days ago • 208 comments

I think I'm cycling through the Kubler-Ross stages about once an hour.

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Thought to myself, "think I'll try to make artichokes french" and then thought "but what if they don't like each other that way?"

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Attorney General Merrick Garland has appointed a special counsel to identify and bring to justice the Frito Bandido.

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Close encounter of the turd kind.

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