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hellomadge.bsky.social
Crabby but actually nice.
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are you there chat? it's me, margaret.

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled

submitted 9 days ago • 275 comments

"The mugs are often sold in colors that coordinate with lipstick, or accessories like handbags and cellphone covers." Jfc just say you think one is a girl brand and one is a boy brand

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments