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I'm not like other guys. I'm a kitty. #FurryArtist, #programmer, and #conlang amateur. Canonkeeper of the #FirrhnaProject. He/him, they/them is fine. 42 years on this fuck of an Earth.
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it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column

submitted 7 hours ago • 54 comments

Wow Microsoft. Seems like you really shouldn't have fired all those devs because whatever you tried to get to replace them clearly don't have much ambition or creativity.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

"Vibe coding" ought to refer to adding @buttplug.io support, not... whatever the fuck this is.

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submitted 148 days ago • 18 comments

It's wetter outside right now than a puppygirl's panties after clicker training.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

You know what? The future fucking SUCKS! We should've had jetpacks by now. Instead we get fucking Temu Hitler!

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submitted 146 days ago • 8 comments

DO NOT BUY JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 3 They’re using ai generation in their game, boycott this shit and force their hand to remove this garbage from their game entirely. store.steampowered.com/app/2958130/...

submitted 2 days ago • 87 comments

Tapping the sign.

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submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I hate to keep warning science about the dangers of an ursine cloning machine, but it does bear repeating.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

Three men sit in a cell in El Salvador. The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned. He replies, "Because I criticized Elon Musk." The first man responds, "But I am here for praising Musk!" They ask the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back. He answers, "I AM Elon Musk".

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Oh look, a game that… 1: doesn’t cost $80 2: has more content than most “AAA” games. 3: doesn’t cost $80 4: receives regular free updates 5: doesn’t cost $80 6: has yours truly as a writer 7: costs way less than $80 8: is very cool 9: seriously costs like a fiver, mate! 10: has skellingtons

submitted 3 days ago • 59 comments

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

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That's it. I'm shutting down my webserver (but not the rest of it) until these fuckers get the message.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

toad no

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

coming back from my little break for a sec because ITS PRIDE MONTH BABY 👑🎷🐇💯🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👬🌼🌈

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

"I don't want your justice where innocent people die."

submitted 49 days ago • 19 comments

Accidentally the layered version of an image I did yesterday while working on a variant today. All that's left of the original is the flat PNG. So tomorrow I will simply redraw the original.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

people who use weird firefox forks are like oh no i switched to FlunkWeb 2 weeks ago. I'm on PissWeasel now. Oh no I don't use that anymore, I'm on Dirt now. Download Dirt right now. Dirt kind of supports all your extensions. Let's get mad at extension devs if their shit doesn't work on Dirt.

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

submitted 6 days ago • 2225 comments

very quick mini tutorial bc i was helping a friend figure out folds but im thinking it could help other people too!

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

now that we have videos, i can repost one of my favorite videos ive ever made: why baby pac-man is for sadists

submitted 268 days ago • 17 comments

Google Search AI entirely invents an iPhone feature _that does not exist_. It in fact cites a source that says this feature Does Not Exist as evidence it does.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Happy Pride Month!

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 242 days ago • 15 comments

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments