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Comedy writer, cartoonist, coder and photographer. Silly posts my own underwhelming posts someone else's. #breakingthenews, #newsjack, #cartoons
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Pity the poor BBC verify intern tasked to count the bees www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My mum always used to refer to copied text as "it's in the mouse". Now she calls it "in her finger" I _think_ she knows it's not really...

When life gives you lemons, make a godawful vase

I think my mum doesn't rate my tech skills very high because I always look so confused by her questions. Today she asked "Is Microsoft Google?"

King Charles' wealth has risen by £30 million to £640 million. Why don't we take this money and give it to maths lessons for The Independent:

Famously planes are very hard to move news.sky.com/story/trump-...

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Trying to remember Laurel and Hardy, instead came up with Hansel and Gretel. I think I need a lie down.

My mum has a phone screen protector which could also work as protective bubble wrap. I've slept on camping mats with less air cushioning.

The Netflix Asterisk series is alarmingly good. All the spirit of when I used to read them as a kid, but now I'm old enough to realise all the names are puns!

Yes

Is it to soon to elect an AI Pope?

UK: this trade deal shows just how important the UK - USA relationship is Trump: "I was surprised to see how big your country is"

You can tell it's Star Wars day because the jokes are so forced.

“Why these election results prove what I always believed and why we must now do what I wanted anyway as a matter or urgency.” by everyone, everywhere, all day.

Audio describer summing up Brian & Melvyn in last week's #raceAcrosstheWorld hilarity! 😂 #ratw

The Electrifying Incident is OUT NOW on Steam and itch! Featuring the monster from A Monster's Expedition in a brand new sci-fi setting! Explore a mysterious facility, manipulate the electrical hazards and find a way to the source of the problem.

#raceAcrosstheWorld Returns tonight! Get your predictions in now to which team you think will win! https://worldracepredictions.com

The eagerness seems a bit insensitive, he only died on Tuesday

Nothing seems more effective at making me move on a morning than the current trend of kids talking about books on R4 Today. High pitched, high energy, highly annoying.

It says a lot about me that yesterday I got in at 10:30 and no one batted an eye, today I was here at 9:30 and people asked if I was ok 😆

This documentary on the few people hanging out in a dead game made me whistful for all the various online spaces, communities and forums that have been and gone. youtu.be/QSMDb1CWD6Y?...

KGB: "Our sensors are back.. it's 90% turds" www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/04...

As retaliation for the Tariffs we will now be showing any American made TV show without the last five minutes. Good luck finding out how Frasier got out of that one.

The Trump Tarrifs include a "reciprocal" 10% tarrif on the Heard and McDonald Islands - an uninhabited island consisting mostly of rocks and that export nothing but cute penguin joy. Even this guy thinks Trump's an idiot

The weather forecast should come with a spoiler alert.

Has BAFTA always felt really behind the times, or does the world just move too fast now? Mr Bates and Baby Reindeer feel like a lifetime ago.

Getty photographer tugging at their collar reading this www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Aldi's "Raised planter for Gardens and Balconies" has some interesting recommendations: 🤔

Creating is: Stare at blank page Despair Do anything else Become furious with self Despair Sit down and bloody do it Hate every minute Look at what you’ve done Despair Fix it It won’t sodding work Despair Have a breakthrough Fix it Look back at what you’ve done Dopamine

Just got the edition of the Bible edited by the Chuckle Brothers. My favourite bit is the Book of Deuteronometoyoutomy.

Why is it called the air steward who checks that the door is locked and not the plane closed policeman

Request - I'm looking for work where I can cut ribbons with giant scissors. Please get in touch if you've got any openings. #LunchPun

Request - I'm looking for work where I can cut ribbons with giant scissors. Please get in touch if you've got any openings. #LunchPun

Seems an appropriate time to post this screenshot of a pun I contributed to the Late Edition many many moons ago. Yet the world remains the same 😄

Me hitting ctrl + s right before my laptop dies