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Curling evangelist. Elephant hearder. Emerging coaster. 🇨🇦🥌🐘6️⃣
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Broomageddon avoided 🥌

Danke shoen 🌭

[Exit King.]

Draisaitl brought it home, with some Alcaraz vibes. The Cup is half full. #GOilers 🇨🇦

Safe passage, Brian Wilson.

The Cup is 1/4 full 🇨🇦 #LetsGoOilers

Soon I will have to ask for a NATO guarantee against Ukraine.

Please be careful with your belongings. The otters invented a religion based on car keys that were dropped in their enclosure.

Another tracks slips out from an archival 10" from W. Cullen Hart and Andrew Reigler. “Through Poisoned Air” is psych-pop saturated in fuzz, flung against the walls, ripped and reversed until it shines; a jagged stone tumbled to jeweled perfection. bit.ly/3ZuNhtE

Shooting radiant darts this weekend #trashcansinatras #deanswift

Les Canadiens réduisent l'écart dans la série en remportant un match de fou au Centre Bell! 🔵⚪️🔴

25 years ago today, the Apples In Stereo released “The Discovery Of A World Inside The Moone” (Elephant 6); 10 years and two days later, they released “Travellers In Space And Time” (Yep Roc). They are the cosmos. Q&A with the Apples’ Robert Schneider from 2010: magnetmagazine.com/2010/07/26/q...

Lighting the lantern 250 years later. For, borne on the night-wind of the Past, Through all our history, to the last, In the hour of darkness and peril and need, The people will waken and listen to hear The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed, And the midnight message of Paul Revere.

“May your journey to the mountains be beautiful.” flagpole.com/topstory/202...

Some world #curling champs would like a word 🇨🇦🥌🏆🍁

The Maple Leaf flies high as the Homan Empire conquers the world #elbowsup 🇨🇦🥌🍁

World champs Team Homan lay waste to the opposition. Again. 🇨🇦🥌🏆

The last time a Canadian curling 🥌 team won back-to-back world titles? Saskatchewan’s Sandra Schmirler fearsome foursome did it in 1993 and 1994. Of course. Because… Schmirler. That’s the last time it happened. Team Homan trying to do it again all these years later.

Canada to swim for gold at otter curling world championships 🇨🇦🥌🦦

Our friends in Colorado are waving the Maple Leaf and welcoming our top ambassadors 🇨🇦🏔️🍁 #blamecanada

Swiftly fortifying my heart this Sunday morning. #fellowmortals #jonathanswift #trashcansinatras

Carnage continues in Melbourne as Lawson makes his exit #f1

Piastri doing some landscaping #f1

Wearing down remote control batteries flipping between #f1 and 🇨🇦Homan v 🇸🇪Hasselborg 🥌🏎️

Radio clapback leader: Charles Leclerc “Let’s add that to the words of wisdom” #f1

Anthony Hamilton is a class act #f1

Rain, rookies and an epic Ferrari debut in Melbourne #f1 #tifosi #AusGP 🏎️

Beware the Ides of March.

Happy Pi Day! #trashcansinatras

Enjoy a Caesar as you watch the Homan Empire conquer the world (again) 🥌🇨🇦🔥

News from the heavenly loom #elephant6 www.stereogum.com/2300139/prev...

And again. All that granite being thrown in Kelowna has shaken something loose on the coast 🥌🇨🇦🫨 #Brier2025

Ring of Fire phase begins at the Brier as the round-robin play winds down 🥌🔥 youtu.be/uZFuZCHGG2I?...

“There is no man more dangerous, in a position of power, than he who refuses to accept as a working truth that all a man does should make for rightness and soundness, that even the fixing of a tariff rate must be moral.” - Ida Tarbell #elbowsup 🇨🇦🍁

Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect last night at midnight so here’s a reminder from Ferris Bueller on how that’s gonna go

Peel weight 🥌

An anthem for front-enders at the Brier and beyond. 🥌🇨🇦 Here’s to right-offs and clean-only sweeps. youtu.be/kPKTZD-HWNs?...

I'm sharing an image a day to celebrate the vibrant and unique culture and history of Canada. Today, it is the World's Largest Pysanka in Vegreville, flanked by RCMP Officers. #ProudlyCanadian 📸Ernie's Photo Studio

Manitoba teams won their games by a combined scored of 27-4 at the Brier tonight. Dunstone beat Nunavut 13-2 Carruthers beat Newfoundland and Labrador 14-2

Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear and have their heads crush’d like rotten apples!

’Tis time to fear when tyrants seems to kiss.

It’s Brier o’clock! 🥌 Welcome to BC, #curling fans 🇨🇦 www.curling.ca/2025brier/dr...

Circulatory System’s on the Brier playlist 🥌 Under the rocks and stones Under the houses strong youtu.be/X5A37CgMbB4?...

Il ne reste que deux dodos avant le Brier! 🥌🥌🥌🥌

The centre of the #curling universe shifts to Kelowna with a BC Brier 🥌 Champs will wear the 🇨🇦 in Moose Jaw, and lucky losers get to drown their sorrows in wine country 🍷🍇 A win-win situation. www.tsn.ca/curling/mont...