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hethe.bsky.social
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Bro, I think you caps lock is stuck on

What the actual fuck?

All the stupid people we went to high school with are running America.

Actual photo of the cabinet getting ready for committee hearings yesterday

Holy crap. I had to double check, because I couldn't believe level of incompetence was possible. This blows "teaching our kids about A1 steak sauce" out of the water.

I'm definitely learning who I wouldn't trust the location of Anne Frank with

MAGA - Moving us to the time when "Ow My Balls" is the most popular show in America

Doing his best to overturn Marbury v Madison

I find it very interesting that the "Hang Mike Pence" crowd is losing their shit over the seashell post

Winning!

I want to make sure I understand this correctly A doctoral student writes an article in the student newspaper saying something critical of the administration - visa revoked and arrested by the Stasi The family who financed the mastermind behind 9/11 gives the president a "free" plane - all good!

This tracks. The Democratic Party should definitely keep propping up the status quo because it's working so well for them. No need to adapt. Gerry Connolly anyone?

My prediction - DJT will win the 2028 Presidential election with 97% of the vote. Gotta make it look realistic, ya know.

Well, that's a good question isn't it?

Looking through the prism of "too much money chasing too few resources" as a big driver of inflation, it's gonna be a bumpy Q4. Not just toys.

"We've been abused by other countries at levels that nobody's ever seen before" 1. False 2. Every former British colony would like a word

Lifted straight from Lindsey Graham's Twitter page

This is how this conversation is going MAGA: You can’t process 13 million people through a court system Me: So, what are you saying? MAGA: I’m asking you: Instead of obsessing over “due process” and tearing apart every move, what’s your solution? Me: So, like a "final solution"? MAGA: Exactly!

We all knew they would go there, and they totally went there Doing a "Find and replace" on a couple key words and we're exactly where we were in 1939

Same vibe

I'm not a Catholic, but I gotta say, I really appreciated his voice and advocacy Also, if you're the Pope, going out on Easter Monday is a pretty baller move. Like Jordan with the last second buzzer beater

Or, He is risen! Whatever message you want to send today.

👍🏽

This is a great example of the MAGA thought process. "I don't understand it, therefore it must die"

Man, I wish we would have seen this coming. Oh wait...

This Easter season. Remember:

Using my best Jeff Foxworthy voice here "If you're just now realizing that Trump is unstable, you might be a gullible moron"

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

Factory jobs sound great for everyone else except me and my kids!

Heavy on rhetoric, light on details. Sounds about right

Wait, you don't want your kids assembling iPhones 18 hours a day? Oh, you believe Howard Lutnick when he said we would repair the iPhone screwing robots but forgot when Elon Musk said we were too stupid to do that?

I dunno, I say if you have to put A1 on your steak, you're cooking it wrong. Although, this administration does famously love well done steaks with ketchup. Oh, and it's AI - what were we talking about again?

Oh, and if there was ever any doubt that the "reciprocal tariff" formula was AI generated - I doubt anyone in the administration knows LaTeX typesetting.

Taking a survey. What, in your opinion, is worse? Those who love the current state affairs because they're poorly educated and don't truly understand what's going on, but you're never going to change their mind Those who love the current state of affairs because they do

This

That tracks too 😂 You can decide if those are laughing or crying tears

That tracks. 😂

Me watching Oren Cass on The Daily Show "Hmm, maybe this dude isn't totally crazy" Me after reading his very first post after talking to Jon Stewart "Never mind"

Whoa