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hexate.bsky.social
30s, Trans Swamp Witch
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I'm queer and under employed! Here's how you can support me. For physical items www.etsy.com/shop/Berntkat For ebooks and one time support ko-fi.com/berntkat/shop For continued support www.patreon.com/Berntkat

sure the president wants to kill me but what worthwhile person in the last 236 years has that not been true of

Do you think that in the world of Children of Men, restaurants that had “kids eat free” offers removed them from their menus, or kept them and had a good chuckle about it?

So I finally got around to starting Invincible. I love it so far, it’s definitely living up to the hype, but my god the needle drops are bad! Like it’s not that the music is bad at all, it’s the choices of what to use and when. It’s getting better in season 2, but wow s1 was rough

Just watched The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) and it was fun until I was jump scared by a depiction of how the CIA,with foreknowledge of an impending terrorist attack could allow it to happen, sacrificing a few thousand lives and then “blame it on Muslims” to secure greater funding…

I had a dream that I was watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and @bransonreese.bsky.social was in it as a 6’3” Oompa Loompa. I said “holy shit is that Branson Reese” at the same time as someone else. I looked over and it was none other than Branson Reese, fingers steepled, watching intently.

this is the 700th (!) "please listen to me" comic fyi. i took a couple months off in like 2018 but that's a lot of weeks of doing the same thing huh

Things I looked at online today as a trans woman in the US: - pepper spray - earrings - telescoping baton - water fountain for my cat - stun gun - comic books!

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

Imagine if Drake wasn't famous and Kendrick still did all of that to him anyway.

I can’t help but think that the ruins of our civilization will be far less impressive than those that came thousands of years before us.

Hey did you know my wife and I are collaborators on comics! She writes and I draw! If you’d like to help a cute gay couple tell stories>> support us on Patreon.com/berntkat or for one time donations or ebooks visit ko-fi.com/berntkat

this is my womanhood, there are many like it, but this one is mine. It was not given to me, or assigned to me, I had to fight for it at every turn, I had to watch it be broken as a child and then painstakingly reforge it and fill it with my own divinity so that no darkness could snuff it out again 💕

Do Kaiser next!

Tolkien was right, Orthanc is a great name for a place that sucks.

The thing I hate about the "AI is democratizing art" argument is that art has always been democratized. That's what ""bad"" art is. You think I would *choose* to draw like this? No, my body cannot extend all the way to grasp the divine. And so we get to see the roadmaps we take that get us elsewhere

Wouldn’t it be funny if it turns out Tarantino doesn’t actually have a foot fetish?

First post in months, immediately got followed by an account with kiw*farms in his name. Cool.

TDOR is getting to me this year. I’m just heartbroken. I want to help my fellow trans people, but beyond donations, idk what to do or how I can help. I feel lost and useless to my community

I had a dream. Under the full moon, I was a child embraced by nostalgic warmth. But when I wake from the dream, only a vague sense of longing remains. That too will disappear with a single tear, like morning dew. Just finished the last page of Berserk that Miura wrote. Gotta sit in this for a bit.

BODY ESTROGENIZED

If you’re ever ordering a sandwich or burrito, hey. Order another for later. You know you’re going to be excited when you open that fridge.

One really nice thing about growing out my stubble for electrolysis is that my cat is going bonkers for it. At least some good is coming from the scratchy embodiment of my dysphoria!

It’s really cool being trans with an artist wife and seeing the way she draws me change over time

I had the worst body horror nightmare last night. There was a thread in the ball of my foot. When I pulled it, more came out, and every two inches was a little dead translucent spider. As I pulled, it started cutting a trench up my leg, like pulling a wire from drywall. Eventually I got it all tho