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One of Taylor Swift's was following "tolerate it," a song about a man whose indifference toward the woman who loves him drives her to emotional ruin, with "no body, no crime."

I’ve seen lots of nonsense since Mamdani’s primary victory but the most irritating thread is people claiming they will leave NY if he is mayor. First of all, Go! It’s fine. It’s FINE. Go swelter in FL or wherever. No one cares. And secondly shut up. You’re lying. You aren’t going anywhere.

My Mom and Dad liked my IG post with my boyfriend and that’s so small but means so much

this is an embarrassing thing for this guy to say in public but also touches on something that constantly rankles me, which is the vague idea of "feeling unsafe" as a problem that someone else needs to solve for you regardless of whether you are actually unsafe or not

A funny thing is I became real-life friends with a Twitter gay who became main character of the day for repeatedly tweeting that he 'just came out' to his parents. In real life I found him pretty wonderful and kind.

I came out ten years ago today via a blog post on my Facebook. In retrospect, this was a bit like proposing during someone else's wedding. But I was tired of tiptoeing around on social media. I wonder what 2015 me would think of the ten years between us. I bet he'd be amazed. (And some side eye.)

When I was in high school, my chemistry teacher asked if any of us had tried 'Wow! Doritos.' (These were a low-calorie Dorito using a product called OLEAN.) I raised my hand. She said, 'And did it impact you?' I nodded and went to explain, but she cut me off. 'Yep, Michael King – anal seepage.'

Aries have kid sibling energy. Very likely to get the whole family’s attention for a performance and then kinda try to cobble something together.

Wild! You’re telling me that, to Cuomo, “no” doesn’t mean “no”?

In my childhood years, The Thief and the Cobbler was one of the weirdest, funniest animated films released. Little did I know it was a film plagued by development woes and eventually was released under three titles. But I remember my copy of the VHS being called The Thief and the Cobbler?

I’ve been trying to make this free Mets jersey happen for a minute

A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson. Tilson sits at a whopping .8%. Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.

Is this Google searches before or after Google implemented AI? The first thing I see when I search on Google, in 2025, is an AI summary.

I'm a Ginger Minj defender, NGL.

I’ve been getting back into Legends: Arceus, and I realized I missed a lot of helpful mechanics in my first playthrough. Also: Ursaluna is the weakest ride Pokemon.

yes homo / no Cuomo

Our streets getting quieter. 😔

Not enough NY gays taking the Pride month opportunity to pun #noCuomo

🥺 well there goes everybody’s “at least” for Katy

Just fully cried watching the Never Enough song from The Greatest Showman on the train.

No more artists piecemealing successful tracks onto a new album.

Cardi’s putting a five year old track on her next album

It was hot as balls tbh

Might take a cue from @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social and do a write-up of my favorite Taylor songs.

My boyfriend's got jury duty this week and I'm booooored

Love this, even though Inwood's a jump scare.

We don’t talk often enough about the annoying decision to switch all of our chargers to USB-C, immediately rendering useless the millions of USB ports in buses, trains, planes, airports, and all those cool home charging outlets.

… is this Squid Games?

Praying that all this stress is very hard on Donny’s heart.

God I love the mail

If I board a train or bus and every row has at least one person, I will specifically choose someone who put their bag in the open seat.