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Oh wow Mayenda with the Randy Orton

A movie theatre showing another shitty Jurassic Park movie hates to see me coming

Love to make laws to goad peaceful protesters into not being peaceful

Weird shit happens in a post-Tottenham-won-a-trophy world like the Jays sweeping the Padres

Fine I'll do it. I'll be President of the Leafs

The irony of the VM "have a little fun" ad is that listening to it is not fun at all

Tottenham Hotspur won a real trophy today

Zamina-mina, hé-hé Waka, waka, hé-hé 17th who gives a fuck We won Europa Cup

is that a 16th-place-and-no-Champions-League medal?

Sports are so fucking good sometimes

Alexander Graham Bell rolling over in his grave

Entering my sandwich cookie era

What made them think THIS was the right time to dress Vlad as a Toronto hockey player?

31 minutes left of Mitch Marner as a Leaf

Shouldn't that be 4 mins against Florida?

The Leafs should try laying it on the line

Can't imagine being a Leafs fan for this my god

Mr. Brightside opening montage is a good omen, Leafs fans

It's a good day to drink a crooked number of beers and watch several local sports teams

The amount of people who think an NHL referee is going to call a penalty shot in the dying seconds of a tied playoff game is remarkable

Speaking of, Gram's Pizza in The Junction refused to be a part of Portnoy's new Toronto pizza tour. Support them.

Welcome back, Clayton Kershaw 🥲

Why do Stars fans stand up so much

Oh lord they're really gonna put Leafs fans through another Game 7

Knicks-Celtics literally the only good score in sports today

Gonna be crazy when Ricochet wins this with a sharpshooter

On the bright side, Leafs fans, in a few days you'll be done with that fucking Rogers Lay It on the Line commercial

At this point I'd like less Welcome to Wrexham and more Sunderland Til I Die

MLB: "We need you to let the Rays use Steinbrenner Field" Yankees: "Ok but Ben Rice and Trent Grisham get to do lots of steroids"

They should ask Devers to pitch

The rest of the Leafs aren't being very nice to Mrs. Woll