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heysweeney.bsky.social
Alleged writer and voice actor (hi, i’m the voice of skyrizi), confirmed monster. www.sweeneyproject.com
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Ok, ok, hear me out @edsolomon.bsky.social, Bill & Ted’s True Detective

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Ok, ok, hear me out @edsolomon.bsky.social, Bill & Ted’s True Detective

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pierce Brosnan. Bronson Pinchot. Never in the same room. Weird.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Weird how ya’ never see Richard Kind and Fozzie Bear in the same room

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

sometimes i’ll hit like before i read the skeet, because i trust you

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Woke pope? Hear me out: Popeapalooza

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

An American pope seems, idk, sacrileg. Signed, Catholic School Drop-Out (kindergarten)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

But We Don’t Know Each Other: a Facebook friend request memoir

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the over–under for The Idiot deciding he’s the next Pope?

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

My feeble attempt to connect with, befriend, and ultimately become Richard Bear

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Paula Cole visiting NYC after a long absence: 🎶 Where have all the Duane Reades gone? 🎶

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna need everyone boarding a plane with a carry-on first complete some basic Tetris training

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

FAA in such bad shape that *I* now work for an airline

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Weird how ya’ never see Richard Kind and Fozzie Bear in the same room

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

Dark arts? I know something about it *long drag off cigarette* These are my trinket and snack offerings to the backyard crows

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Call me the oracle

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FAA in such bad shape that *I* now work for an airline

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like Easter is Jesus’s half-birthday.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Another ice cube for your white wine, Aunt Linda?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I had my hand x-rayed two days ago, fell off a bike. I asked the x-ray tech what the coolest x-ray is and without skipping a beat he said deadpan, “the skull, obviously.”

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

*first whiff of urine* Ah spring has sprung in New York City!

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Why can’t we end all wars with good old fashioned slap fights?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I waved at this guy and he gave me a free taco. The lesson here? Wave to strangers, get free tacos.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Whelp! I’ve seen enough Katy Perry kissing the ground. Onto the next TV ratings scheme!

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