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heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix) Patreon.com/jeffmay for sick shit
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

Boomers benefiting from every positive aspect of capitalism, never thinking or caring about the repercussions of their greed, then dying right before World War 3 breaks out on a planet that's starting to roast.

The only people we should be deporting are those that comment "I thought this was supposed to be SATIRE" on posts from The Onion.

I want my fucking $5 back @housedemocrats.bsky.social

Someone please just fucking DO IT

Genuinely shocked at the difference between the photo I took before my passport appointment and the photo that the lady took in the office. I genuinely think they use certain equipment as a prank.

Society was cooked the moment people at concerts started holding up cell phones instead of lighters

How funny would it have been if Rufio killed Peter Pan, though?

And I've been flailing ever since.

Did you know that Marvel lets LADIES be SUPERHEROES??? Opening up a box of these exclusive cards at 4pm Pacific today (Wednesday!) live in I Must Break You! Come hang! www.youtube.com/live/lOGw2iN...

Folks, we've got a freaky-ass reunion episode featuring the likes of @realchriscal.bsky.social @emilymcwinter.bsky.social @philjimeneznyc.bsky.social Joey Bragg, Dave Igo, and a special mystery guest! Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" literally anywhere. I think we're on the McDonald's app by now.

"CUT MY FROG INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAB REPORT"

Opening cards today at 4pm Pacific. That's nice, right? www.youtube.com/live/CW7hy1r...

Seeing a Waymo driving in LA

LAPD when they think no one’s looking

I just realized this tiny card i got from @heytherejeffro.bsky.social is in a tiny top loader and a tiny penny sleeve and I am suddenly obsessed

Free everywhere. It's very good.

Mailbag at 3 Pacific. Watch it. (threatening) www.youtube.com/live/Boa0aj0...

If you're in Burbank and you don't come to Mint on Card tonight, you're a dumb idiot who smells like turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Also we got a food truck outside.

Take a Wakanda wild side with me today at 1PM Pacific www.youtube.com/live/TjDSAIU...