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himbotamer.bsky.social
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My brain

Sorry for being so sexy

If it doesn't hang, lower your voice when talking to me

What I bring to the table

Me

Any recs for big ball underwear?

Jack 🤤🤤

Just 2 besties

Dear Diary, Wear underwear that actually fits your junk next time you swim. Signed, Everyone on this cruise.

I love politics

Dear Diary, Help

Sometimes I want to just shoot myself

Meh

Dear #michigan peeps, plz don't get too excited about the slight warming. The snow will be back ❄️❄️ #winter #PureMichigan

Oh we love the work messages we write each other 🤩

Love that customers genuinely don't care about the fact that we are short hands because a coworker committed suicide. People deserve time to grieve.

#FoxOfTheDay 🦊 A beautiful Red Fox mousing in the snow in Yellowstone National Park. Credit: @altyellonatpark.org #WildlifePhotography #Wildlife #Foxes #Nature

turtwig 🐢🌱

Me when I have to awaken at 4 to go to work

@heidincloset.bsky.social

Dear Diary, Listen to more Mac Miller next year. He wasn't even in my top 5 this year which is so wrong to me.

If you follow me, you HAVE to give me a kiss. I don't make the rules.

"Think you the shit, bitch you a fart"

Not even mad at this. I have an undying love for Jack Harlow. Only top 3% compared to top 0.2% last year. Slacker

Honestly, I'm excited that I found her songs.