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FFC H5. Duke of Cornwall/Bricklayers. Gigs in indie venues. He/Him. You're shit aaaarrrggghhhh.
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You were there when we were shit And now we're fuckin' dynamite Tom Cairney

Congrats Sunderland. Designated Fulham train toffs away day.

This guy is betraying his heritage by also not throwing in the odd haiyah and wah. Take that AI!

Which actual Londoner even goes to Leicester Square? No, if you go to the PCC or LS Theatre, you go via Lisle Street.

Our ground's a Tory haven You'll never sing that www.fulhampier.com

You'll probably never walk alone. Good for ya. Calvin Bassey will just run right past ya as a CB being an absolute beast. You Whites!

People, these islands are administered by Australia. They're not penguins. They're Tim Tams. Trump has imposed tariffs on an island inhabited only by Tim Tams.

applying separate tariffs to France, French Guiana and Reunion is like applying separate tariffs to the United States, Alaska and Oklahoma

Our open letter response to the #USCommerceDept and #POTUS

Won't someone else step in to ask him to yield for a question so he can take a seat for a break, and start reading out the rules of chess?

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Welcome home, Sess. Welcome home.

I don't care about Ali He don't care about me All I care about Is Fulham FC

Dreaming of Gentleman Jim trying to pronounce Kvicha Kvaratskhelia. Memories of Diddy with Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk.

Presumably it's the Swasticar clown's hellsite? There's no point criticising it. Just abandon en masse. Like how we've all left Millwall fans to scrap amongst themselves.

SUPER BERND LENO IN GOAL

Millwall: a proper family club. If it was the Manson Family.

Less than 20% of Germans voted for Nazis. Compared to nearly 50% of Americans.

It's been over 24 hours since yesterday's game. Andersen and Eze are still facing off, stuck at the Cottage exit waiting for the other to make the first move for the door.

The problem with trying to get the 'I don't care about Ali, he don't care about me' chant going at the Cottage is frankly just the sheer number of 'hey we're visiting London, let's go to whatever game is easy' tourists who have already taken the regular spots of priced-out supporters.

Imagine if Forest had Benda instead of Sels in goal.

Buckle up friends, the next wave of acts for #EOTR2025 is here. We’ve got blistering riffs, dancefloor electronica, genre-pushing visionaries, blissed-out experimentalists and folk legends. Viagra Boys, The National, DIIV, Katy J Pearson, Sofia Kourtesis + many more. Link in bio for tickets.

Marco Silva should pin up a fake PL table in the dressing room each week where it shows our oppo as being in the top 5. We'd storm the league.

That Dunkley wicket is every bit as beautiful as Warney's Gatting Ball. Alana King. I'm in awe. #WomensAshes

"Re: England’s fielding: Let’s say that while walking through the Betty Cuthbert Bar in the 3rd session, witnessing a small, tired girl abruptly coat both her parents and the floor with a sluice of vomit formed from chips and lemonade, that was only the 2nd-most noxious display at the MCG that day."

#AUSVENG #ASHES #WASHES England upping their moral superiority. 💚💛🇦🇺🏏

Andrew Tate has lost his final appeal in court, he is now facing 20 years in prison. Tate is currently under house arrest for child rape. This charge is part of a 2nd case that includes charges for human trafficking, trafficking a minor, influencing statements & money laundering. #OpDeathEaters

Marco Silva is that much of a genius, he's managed to teach Adama how to finish

The only thing that can get me back on the hellsite is my fellow Fulham away bunch keeping up our standards with the away day train spread. All I have is the David Lynch bio

Dear Mr Mangold, Having a character at NEWPORT 1965 yell out 'Judas'? Even Jesus would never forgive what you do. #ACompleteUnknown

I'm gonna blow my top if Mansfield gets past Wigan, and Fulham doesn't use the loyalty points system for the away allocation, again

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

It’s like watching speed dating

Sticking to his guns. So very Neil.

My grassroots music and Fulham fandom is usually kept very separate. Videographer mate Carlo is a White, so is Harris, a fellow ST doing aways and Windmill regular. A drummer wearing a 2010/11 kit shouting out Rodrigo Muniz is a first. Up you shagging Whites. Check out 'A Void'.

In recent seasons, Fulham has now taken wins at Anfield, Goodison, and now that dump along Fulham Road. Is it wrong to wish luck to Scotty P for a 3rd promotion? Bring on that final frontier at Turf Moor. #FFC