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Jokic dressed like the Joker (via NBA)

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The new pope is younger than 13 members of the Senate Democratic caucus

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If you need a smile.. 😊

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it pains me to hand it to him

submitted 11 days ago • 104 comments

A smile for your timeline.. 😅

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the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

submitted 13 days ago • 38 comments

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

submitted 14 days ago • 83 comments

It’s his protective hood, it flares out to make him look twice his size when threatened

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a few years from now, don't be surprised if you see some of tonight's nfl draft picks in the nfl all-star game – or even the nfl finals

submitted 15 days ago • 54 comments

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

submitted 19 days ago • 450 comments

this is the new chicago flag

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On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk. Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”

submitted 20 days ago • 747 comments

showed him 4 times in about 3 minutes, along with Patrick Dumont at least once

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He’s going for the Guinness world record for most public appearances with a nasogastric tube

submitted 23 days ago • 24 comments

It’s official: Stunt performers are getting their own Oscar, starting with 2028 show. Very hard faught win for stunt community and will add more blockbusters to the telecast…

submitted 30 days ago • 74 comments

Cat got a job as a mousepad.

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Roberto Clemente Jr. reacts as Pirates remove tribute to his father #MLB

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Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

submitted 35 days ago • 1424 comments

with apologies to @xkcd.com

submitted 36 days ago • 23 comments

So gentle.. 😊

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible. I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible. I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

submitted 38 days ago • 216 comments

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 37 days ago • 430 comments

Elder millennial who drank straight from the garden hose of recession after recession.

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"When investigators in the field confronted a potentially life-threatening contamination that compromised drug sterility, Pohlhaus was the person they would call. He’s the one who helped them gather evidence that could halt dangerous manufacturing or shut down a pipeline of compromised products."

submitted 37 days ago • 27 comments

Weekend vibes.. 😂

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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State

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There are so many things you could do with the vast amount of money he has and instead of any of that stuff what he does is construct fucked up little Milgram experiments for entertainment

submitted 51 days ago • 35 comments

ain't no rule says a dog can't be minority leader

submitted 55 days ago • 27 comments

A Curling surrender cobra

submitted 63 days ago • 14 comments

Now official: The ACC, Clemson University, and Florida State University announce today that they have resolved all ongoing legal disputes. With this resolution, Clemson and Florida State will remain full members of the ACC. theacc.com/news/2025/3/...

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Rahm sees GOP winning by bashing trans and all he cares about is winning. He also will turn noticeably more anti-immigration than when he was mayor

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

this shit is so embarrassing

submitted 70 days ago • 18 comments

UPDATE: HE RETURNED IT

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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here.

submitted 71 days ago • 75 comments

Here is your reminder that Gene Hackman is from Central Illinois, like most good-hearted people. His father was a newspaper man. RIP to the guy who was great in everything, even the terrible things.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

once again Chuck Schumer shows he knows the caucus should be voting no (as he did!) but is unwilling or unable to whip their votes

submitted 74 days ago • 18 comments

oh no oh no oh no oh no storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 79 days ago • 73 comments