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Ma'am, this is Bluesky.

Americans have the right to protest.

Too bad this place is a leftie echo chamber where no one ever arg *ducks as bricks go whizzing by overhead*

emo Kristol just dropped

Ouch

This is neat!

My "old man yells at cloud" complaint for the day: announcers using the term "resiliency" when "resilience" means the same thing and sounds more elegant

AIDS Memorial Quilt on display October 11-13 1996 on the National Mall in Washington D.C. Let us never forget.

Tanks being moved to Washington so they can plow down the street of our nation's capital in a military show of might for Trump is some damn scary North Korea shit.

This is just to say I have eaten the prunes that were in the pantry Forgive me they're so packed with fiber and I'm so old

this looks like what they put you in before they drown you for being a witch

Priest: If anyone has a reason these two shouldn't marry, speak now or.... Me: SHE SAYS EXPRESSO! Priest: Yeah, we're done here.

#booksky

Bluesky right now:

Why do i love my town? Because the little theater at @libertyhall.bsky.social is filling up for BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN, a century-old silent film. These are my people. #filmsky

why is there a pride flag for Austro Hungary

People keep reposting that fake screenshot of Trump's twitter account being suspended. Don't repost fake screenshots.

Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.

it is absolutely true that lincoln tried not to get too far afield of public opinion on slavery, calibrating his positions and actions according to what he thought was the mainstream. but it is important to note that at no point did lincoln ever disavow or deny his *sincerely held antislavery views*

Okay, maybe the internet wasn't a mistake.

well this is one for the memes folder

me halfway through an epic chess.com tilt

Still the oddest name in all thinktankdom. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

OMG, straight into my veins. gothamist.com/news/amtrak-...

It’s interesting to watch Kennedy — educated at Univ of Virginia and Oxford — when he drops his Foghorn Leghorn good ol’ boy shtick and asks the kinds of questions you’d expect from a lawyer with his training

A larcenous runaway poodle causes chaos after it escapes with a string of sausages in Alice Guy's comedy THE RACE FOR THE SAUSAGE

🎶"There may be trouble behind..."🎶

while i don't like kids using LLMs to pass writing assignments, I do feel for young people. The polarisation of everything means you're either a success or a failure - you're either incredible or a failure. You can't afford to be less than stunning, because no one's heard of you anyway

“disoriented and crabby when they rearrange my grocery store” years old

TFW Netherfield Park is let at last.

Sorry, I know Lee Jae-myung meant this in a complimentary way, but the stray that Bernie caught is too funny to me lmao.

Saw another "NYers think bodegas are special" discourse in the wild &, a friendly reminder, what sets a bodega apart from a c-store or a deli is the flattop grill that you can get a range of hot, made to order items from, which, yes, is actually a notable difference from most convenience stores.

Health grifters: "Autism didn't exist before 2005" Bert in the Sesame Street Dictionary (1980):

dutchman dead for 200 years mortified that this is how he’s remembered

Products for pessimists: ad copy is intended to say "it doesn't get better than this" but says "it won't get better" – as in "nothing will improve."

since everyone is talking about headlines, one thing that sucks so much about them in this iteration of the internet is if they're really nuanced/very helpful a lot of people just tune it all out. if they're really catchy, they tend to elide a lot of context or don't quite describe the piece.