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hobbesnoob.bsky.social
he/him丨BLM ACAB | Dumb babby Software Dev 丨日本語 OK | @: hobbesnoob
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I am going to show the cat MY butthole for a change

submitted 140 days ago • 44 comments

Inauguration will be held inside due to the president-elect’s very thin skin

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

RIP you beautiful bastard.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you like cats? Name every cat then.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Okay new year what’s the plan folks?

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for

submitted 159 days ago • 127 comments

Happy new year

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If they spell it “Mario Cart” they’re probably a cop

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

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“Would you love me if I was a worm?” I asked while boofing more spice

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Do I have to hear the first four mambos to under stand the plot?

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Huh they added all those Disney characters to Overwatch 2

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Telling people it’s pronounced “Blueski”

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

When you get the order you made while hungry

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Heya guys! With the New Year right around the corner I figured it's time to finally start a workout and fitness channel. All at-home and the first 2 programs will be no equipment that I think most should be able to do so we leave no one behind. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

submitted 175 days ago • 12 comments

Reminder that hotdogs are tacos

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

FFXI is my comfort/slow grind MMO. XIV is my social/story MMO. I wish they’d remake XI though.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

How come no one in Mouthwashing thought to distill the alcohol?

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Playing Sailwind and that’s it. I’m gonna be a sailor now

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Native American Heritage Day 🖤 Here’s some Native metal bands for you to check out. Under Exile Iron Tusk Ocean Harvest Graves of the Monuments Heart Museum

submitted 192 days ago • 7 comments

@slowbeef.bsky.social you need to watch Hot Frosty on Netflix. I don’t know how else to describe this movie other than: Hot Frosty is bad good like “The Mummy” but it’s a Christmas rom-com.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Mustaaaaaaard

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Going back to Balatro at orange stake level after months and sucking at it

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Why can’t more games let you throw bolts at things to make them explode?

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is really good but typing the proper name out on mobile is rough

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I like how Twitter is experiencing the “free market” like they’ve always wanted and it makes them mad

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments