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Sort of a licensed troubleshooter. Info-sec lad.
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I know I'm an easy sell, but playing Hitman with the basic story beats of Casino Royale and taking out Le Chiffre is peak video games

It's been debunked, valve confirmed they don't even use the company that is said to be hacked (a SMS 2FA company) and the source of it all is an AI company's LinkedIn post that itself looks AI made itself I mean, $5000 for 89 MILLION steam accounts? Come on. Just have Steam Guard and you're good.

It’s that’s time again

Staying at a swanky hotel only 30 minutes away just because of some absurd discount I got you bet I'm taking that

This masters is turning into something historic. Seeing some absolute mad shots coming out.

Robocop, Total Recall, Starship Troopers – a perfect triple bill on the American future.

Growing up in that era of the internet where we were all trolling, pretending to be someone else, and lying I occasionally take for granted the fact so many people now take anything they read online at face value rather than assuming there's an agenda or just people being flat out incorrect.

I wrote this about the “boys have no role” models narrative - there are so many problems for both male and female and much of them lie in underfunding of youth centres, schools and a perilous job market where people are paid the bare minimum thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/the-death-...

Would be really great to see Zelenskyy deck those two cunts

I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

you know the James Bond news is bad when the Bond youtubers who dress up in a tuxedo for basically every single video are appearing on camera dejected with an open-necked shirt and no jacket. disaster

I'm genuinely getting irate thinking about how bad Amazon are going to ruin Bond just churning out slop devoid of creativity.

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

Well that's going to be Bond ran into the ground www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Don't listen to the masses, James Cameron's best film is True Lies.

Trump and Vance claiming people are losing freedom of speech in Europe as if I'm not free to call them a pair of cunts every day of their lives.

Watched that GoldenEra documentary on the development of GoldenEye N64 and that's my regular Bond obsession relit for at least a few weeks.

Average Knocked Loose fan (me)

Agonising over spending £15 on something I actually want and then spending £14 on parking for TWO HOURS at my WORK really encapsulates the adult experience.

Put a load of stuffing, roast chicken and a Yorkshire pudding in a sandwich and let me tell you, that was a treat

The word "theft" is pretty prominent in these games so y'know...get your copy however you want

My Nothing Ear (1)s took an accidental ride in the washing machine. These CMF by Nothing buds are a pretty solid bit of kit though.

Marco Nero, for Star Wars Insider #49, 2000

Start seeing some sub-zero temperatures My boiler: Well, guess I'm going to start randomly not turning on for a while

Nosferatu, feratu Nos!

How'd you get so good at the picture rounds on University Challenge?

Surprise! Another year!

With a plan to do veganuary today has mostly been me just eating everything I find in the house that isn't vegan so it doesn't go to waste. I've eaten half a kilo of panettone.

Wheat beer supremacy (after stouts and porters)

Out of office is on, time to become festive