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If they‘re willing to splash out on Outside Broadcasts from outside Borsetshire, can we have more interesting folk than Rochelle and Rex? How about Ruaraidh on the job in Soho? (but not anyone in Sunderland please) #TheArchers

They can’t have valued the estate yet, so £278.94 must be £x divided y ways - with the rest therefore going somewhere else. NOW I’m in. What’s the betting it’s back to Dodgy’s bloody cricket bat tomorrow? #TheArchers

Fair shout, credit where it’s due: this £278.94 all round thing is superb. 👏👏👏👏 #TheArcher

We weren’t an especially bullying school, but if someone turned up ‘doing something with goats’ I think comment would be made, eternally. #TheArchers

What *is* Lily now, apart from irritating, superior, and haunting the cricket club? Does she still flog kitchens? #TheArchers

No, Lynda. The best thing to do is to resign from the cricket club and it need never be mentioned again. 🙏 #TheArchers

Never mind Freddie’s emotional crisis, please can we hear more about the cricket tea? That five minutes flew by. 🫤 #TheArchers

If I went to a local VE Day event and it was hijacked by some to be a homage to a snooty old woman in front of a captive audience, I’d think it was a bit off, frankly. #TheArchers

Martin Gibson. Did he or we ever find out who hosepiped him, or was it never mentioned again? #TheArchers

Dressed for the 1950s Looking back to a photoshoot when I met Seamstress Christine and we recreated a stylish 1950s Barbara Goalen magazine cover. I took this quick photo after the shoot at Piccadilly Circus Station. #photography #london

So Auntie Chris didn’t help clear the room. I can’t say I blame her - these people have ignored her for years and she probably had a sing-along to go to. #TheArchers

Lynda’s decided to go the cricket teas with a twist. Thus ridiculous SL is looking up after all. #TheArchers

Didn’t Hilda used to belong to Fabrice? Bit of a coincidence. Or am I imagining things again? #TheArchers

They could turn Peggy’s slide show in the Village Hall into a lying in state. The oiks could queue up to genuflect. #TheArchers

Reginald blooming Dodge. He’s not even alive. #TheArchers

Non-villagers we keep hearing from: Rochelle; Vince the Mince; This cricketing arsehole from Rogering in a veil. Who have I missed? #TheArchers

Why not work there as and when while you look? Plus, the chances of Borchester Green hiring a woman in her 70s are next to none. It’s all a bit odd. #TheArchers

Is Clarrie working at LoLox? Isn’t that a huge step up from a cold sour/smelling dairy? What’s she down about? #TheArchers

It’s weird enough having all this Rochelle stuff - she’s a non-resident blow-in, so 🤷‍♂️ but why did they just give us some guy’s post-war CV? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Have they lost interest with the villagers and farming? #TheArchers

One of the other residents? Not Auntie Chris, surely. She’s still being shunned, presumably. Is it because she broke her Archer gene and didn’t marry money? #TheArchers

Did anyone do a headcount of that ep? How many characters were in it? That’s the budget for the summer blown - it’s going to be months of dialogues about the cricket now. 🤦‍♂️ #TheArchers

What a load of two-dimensional toss. #TheArchers

If Freddie spends as long chatting to the other staff as he does Rochelle, I can’t think many animals are in danger there. Saskia and the gang should look elsewhere. #TheArchers

Second mention of Peggers in a week after 3 years radio silence. Is the Grim Reaper approaching? Should we all pretend to look surprised? I might need prep time. #TheArchers