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Oh my god

Fuck OKC so much.

This is all a distraction from gambling. Keep gambling

Pacers up 22 at the half and I'm having a second beer

J.P. Crawford's grand slam (6) J.P. Crawford gives the Mariners an early big lead as he crushes a grand slam in the bottom of the 2nd inning

Pavement rules.

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too Thursday I don't care about you It's Friday, time for BEERS

crazy how j-dub went like 3 weeks without confidentiality shooting a 3 but the past 2 games has shot like 70%

the knicks right now

WOLVES BACK

Cal Raleigh homers (17) on a fly ball to right field. Julio Rodríguez scores. Cal Raleigh hits a go-ahead two-run home run to right field to put the Mariners ahead 5-3 in the top of the 7th

every gender transition is a statement in favor of human possibility and freedom and i’m tired of hearing it talked about like it’s some kind of disease

fucking love these midwest NBA teams

as a latecomer to sports i cannot imagine cheering on a dominant team. the whole point seems to be experiencing a kind of collective ritualistic suffering punctuated by brief, ecstatic glimpses of triumph

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

🐣🐰

I’m sick of the t mobile guys getting his suit ripped off of himself on tv. real sicko shit

feels like espn has thrown its hat in for Shai

did hitler like america: a question that flattens a complex, nuanced and sometimes contradictory history. best answer is "it's complicated" is it okay to throw at hitler's head after he pimps a home run: simple hypothetical with easy answer. yes, you can always throw high and inside at hitler

i can not believe this game

the hand that feeds probably tastes so fucking good...

play-in haters malding right now

i miss Klay Thompson so bad man

Desmond Bane really got to be one of the most under appreciated players in the NBA, just a bonafide ball player

barely a minute in and the Warriors are just too small man

Cal Raleigh: 96 to put him on top of the most all time HRs of a Mariners catcher. From one legend to another, here’s Rick Rizzs on the radio call: 📻

future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

alabamas coach gave a very Tim Robinson aura to him

hulu needs to cut this Adult Swim shit out, stolen valor

Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking

this is still my favorite video the onion/clickhole have ever made

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

i like to imagine the Jersey Mikes founder only got Danny Devito to be the spokesman of Jersey Mikes so he could hangout with Danny Devito

some camera man just hit a crazy dutch angle in Arkansas v St Johns

Uncanny

asahi Tuesday baby, let’r RIP