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The June #horrorscopes for Cardinal signs!

The June #horrorscopes for Mutable Signs! This movie is a must see if you haven’t btw!

The June #horrorscopes for Fixed Signs ✨

Cardinal Sun, Mutable Moon & Rising ✨

Who needs live action Lilo and Stitch when Psycho Goreman exists for all your “difficult little girl adopts an intergalactic supervillain” needs

Belting songs out at the top of my lungs is so therapeutic to me. Specially The Bouncing Souls “Born to Lose” and Chappell Roan “My Kink is Karma”. What are your go to singing songs?

One of the tricky things about being neurodivergent is learning to live with it, but you have to figure it out. Using your differences as excuses is whack ass behavior

I don’t care what anyone says, Zombies are the perfect metaphor for societal discourse

Watching Bart Bass in The Last of Us is a trip

#johnwaters

Only way to do it if you love your kid.

I honestly think it’s a red flag when women get on the internet to hate on Chappell. Like, bitch you don’t think the men are doing enough to hate on her? You NEEDED to chime in on hating on another woman on the internet? Go take a fucking bath…

Universe, I see what you do for others!!

Who’s been practicing their telekinesis? I have an idea

If you’re still using Co-Star for your astrology, may I recommend switching to the Chani app?! Co-Star is an ai generated astrology app and Chani is a real person who is queer and magical! Here’s her app! apps.apple.com/us/app/chani...

Tonight!!

Are y’all listening to the Lazarus soundtrack?? It’s soooo good!

In 1939, Hitler authorized a euthanasia program for institutionalized disabled people It required doctors to first identify those who should be euthanized In 1941, this program became the model for the death camps A registry of disabled people is, in fact, a 5 alarm fire

Cannabis deserves space in the recovery conversation. No, it’s not for everyone, but there’s some people that would really benefit from an edible when trying to quit a life-ruining drug, like alcohol or opiates.

Next weekend!

In this situation, Mainers act like Californians also. They’re just assholes licking their own assholes

One thing about me: I’m gonna root for the under dog

Same! Not going to Walmart, not using Amazon, and still not buying nestle products (shopping at trader joes makes that easy),

This month in my patreon we welcome the one and only Ghoul Guide! Let’s hang out for a night of ghost stories and road trip ideas, all while having a laugh or two!

I whip this out at the party, what’s your next move?

Doing something is better than nothing!

Chappell Roan’s “The Giver” -Sun Danny Brown’s “I Will”- Rising

All the big companies giggled saying the economic boycotts did nothing & flash boycotts won’t amount to anything, but hey how will it feel if we all do it now (& prolonged) when ALL your stock is down from tariffs?? 🙃 Wanna lie & say the public doesn’t have any power again? 👀

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again—every self proclaimed “nice guy” is a complete asshole

Hey!

The Akira slide in NOPE (2022) #filmsky

My theme for Neptune in Aries is a Childish Gambino quote, “don’t be mad cuz I’m doing me better than you’re doing you.”