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Hypothetically speaking, if I were a hot trans-bitch in her 30s with an open relationship style and a lot of people she wanted to flirt with, entertain, and annoy, then this is an AI generated simulation of what I'd be posting:
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My cat just went upstairs, yelled at my roommate while she's on a conference call for work, tore around my room and growled for a couple minutes, then sauntered back downstairs like he's totally cool.

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BILL NYE THE BIG TITS GUY :Bill walks through the lab with an absolutely insane set of knockers: BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

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Fresh off the press, another T4T Grindr meme for you to enjoy and weaponize.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Everything reminds me of her

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"Front hole?" You mean the "malebox?" #lgbt #transgender #trans #tboy #mtf

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

submitted 19 days ago • 401 comments

Thinking about the radio from Portal in new and ethically questionable ways

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

:The Working Class, actively suffering for the decisions of the 1%: Every 1% mouthpiece editorial, out of nowhere: "But have you tried 'thugging it out?'" 🤪 :Sitcom laugh track:

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

One of us likes big butts and cannot lie. The other likes small butts and cannot tell the truth.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

All of this for some students watching a documentary on campus. Fucking ridiculous.

submitted 34 days ago • 57 comments

I've started using the Irish flag whenever a game won't let me use a pride flag on my profile

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Queer and trans people don't care about tinkering with your kids. They care about getting tampon commercials that feel like truck commercials.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I would like a top down tactical co-op squad shooter where you play as tachikomas / think-tanks

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

submitted 45 days ago • 194 comments

I have no ulterior motives when I say that I think queer people should wear little cute little tails during the holidays.

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I'm elly vulnible rn if any bad. Jrches wanna cuddle me

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

"Fifty-thousand people used to live here. Now it's a goon-town."

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I get a little more radicalized every time a toilet flushes while I'm still using it.

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"Yes, hello, mom? I have a crush on a motorcycle... No, seriously, I think this is The One."

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Cis/het people are so fn weird. I literally don't understand how they make it work; like how do they know which one is the puppy and which one is the sibling???

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Product blurbs are always like, "Our story began in 1955, when my grandfather started our company with nothing but a club, some seals, and a bold vision..."

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She said I'm one of her favorite people to smooch with 🥳

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I got that dog in me, and I wanna euthenize it.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Aww hell. I'm having another one of those "I can't sleep unless someone cuddles me" episodes

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Tomorrow I'm going to the bank to withdraw all of my money. On purpose. For fun.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Is it supposed to be humming like that?

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The Obelisk tells us that we only feel the pain that matters, which is why it's so important to keep looking at it.

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A difficult part of loving The Obelisk is having to break line of sight with it so my phone will reboot. It's worth it though 🥰 It's worth everything.

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The Obelisk wants what they fear, and you were promised. It's okay to trust The Obelisk.

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The Obelisk loves you. It told me so, and it was beautiful to behold.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

What does the obelisk want? Don't worry about that.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired of this nonsense. If this country needs me I'll be in my room, worshipping the void-blackened obelisk which appeared in the middle of it after I accidentally cut my finger and made up some new swear words.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

”Wh- girlfriend-in-law, what are you doing‽”

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

We've had Strong AI since 2007. It's called Ackinator, and it reached god-like infallibility long ago. There is nothing these LLM/neural network can tell us which Ackinator cannot, or has already concluded that we don't need to know; these ilk are but shallow caricatures of perfection manifest.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments