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The 14% Solution

6:20 to Yuma

Twice he swore an oath to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution." Kristen Welker: "...don’t you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?" Without hesitation: "I don't know (lawyers)." Lawyers?!? Every vote for this sphincter in human form is a scandal.

The president claims it should be illegal for folk to decide for themselves their pronouns. Do you think she meant it?

I vote for Susan Smith driving the cart.

Congratulations to the America First clown car. You elected a demented fool, and your government is in the hands of dangerously inept jagoffs. Nothing is going your way now, and it's only downhill from here. Heaven forbid an actual crisis erupts. Who you gonna blame? Hunter Biden?

Once Hegseth resigns in disgrace (or is fired in a truth social post), work begins on removing Gabbard, Bondi, Patel, Noem, and RFK Jr. If we have elections in 2026, turning out Orange Jesus and Jadolf Ditler can be next on the agenda. Pray with me.

When the food and housing riots get going, Mike Johnson is going to support a martial law declaration and suspending elections. Because America can't be greater.

The malign performance in the Rose Garden is stunning. The disrespect via a confluence of lies, ignorance and spite is next-level. That enough voted for this - for the dumbest reasons - is all that's needed to question what exactly they mean when they huff & puff about their so-called values.

It’s not the tariffs, resulting inflation, declining exports, rising unemployment that worry me. What to call the new tent cities? Hooverville is so last century. Worry about restive, rioting workers, detentions, emergency declaration, suspended elections. Reich Chancellor Don blames Hunter Biden.

Free nations rose up to defeat fascism in WWII. Will it do so again? Is occupying Greenland or Panama his "wag the dog" distraction from setting fire to the Constitution? How many casualties will draft-dodging Corporal Bone Spurs inflict upon service members to take his revenge on the rule of law?

Thought the last congress the most ineffective in history? Take a look now. Control of both chambers and nothing is happening, nor will anything come from it but more tax cuts for the very same elites they railed against in their campaigns. Feel the rain? That's trickle-down pissing on our heads.

Nothing like that happened. Nobody thought it could happen. If it happened, it's not my fault. It happened, but it isn't that bad. It happened but it's fake news. It happened but it's not appropriate to discuss. It happened but it's time to put it behind us. It happened, what about Hunter's laptop?

Can they keep their mitts off the USPS? B/Millionaires paying something close to fair share taxes fund everything that could make this country the true city on the hill. They'd still be b/millionaires, letter carriers keep their jobs, & we maybe catch up to the rest of the developed world.

No words or acts coming out of this nitwit administration have convinced me MAGA voters aren't dumb as fuck.

Happy St. Patri... IMPEACH TRUMP

Today's the right day to levy ruinous tariffs on Ireland and leave them in place until Liam Neeson, Colin Farrel, and Bono stop stealing jobs from Real Americans, and corned beef dinners end in favor of real American food like pizza, tacos and freedom fries!

It's simple. Manipulate the stock market with chaos. Announce tariffs, buy low. Pause tariffs, sell high. Policy is basically whatever lines his pockets.

Every GOP admin in my life inherited a strong economy from Dems, then proceeded to break it & plunge us into recession. Since the pain comes in recovery, Dems get the blame, & the GOP labels itself "good for business." What's good for business is prosperity & opportunity for many, not the few.

One look at Pavlov's dogs surrounding the orange fuhrer-in-training at what they're calling a cabinet meeting (more like a medicine chest) and I know Fox News is right about one thing: crime is out of control.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Hyperinflation, stock market crash, food riots, record unemployment and the world mobilized in opposition; all on the near horizon. That's what happens when immigrants are eating the cats and dogs.

My fervent hope: not a single democrat attends next week's fotus address to the joint session of congress for what's sure to be a firehose of lies lapped up by the brain-dead GOP and the clown car cabinet. I'd tune in just to see the psychic injury of empty seats wash across the orange visage.

Every fundraiser to cover medical care, every charitable food assistance program, every shelter... all of them are failures of policy; symptoms of the public's willful ignorance of how a society functions. Folks: Gordon Gecko is a villain, not a hero.

Mind you I'm not rooting against my country, but one has to prefer compounding failures of incompetent governance causing the sun to set on the GOP over the alternative of their fascist strategy to remain in control.

In these uncertain times, I can't overstate how important it is to be white and male. One can pretend to have faith or be a conservative for the sake of making or keeping friends, exerting influence or grabbing power. But without the male whiteness, buona fortuna! #justluckyiguess

Resistance is indeed futile. Visit the Fox News website for celebration of Trump's EO's, DOGE bros, & killing "waste, fraud, abuse" i.e. policies promoting freedom & equality. They're stealing private information for no purpose other than cutting off benefits. Stick out your neck & lose your head.

This is not governance. He is not a president. MAGA is treason. 47 & his loyalists are unconstrained by honor, truth, justice; not to mention the rule of law & the constitution. They call themselves patriots & Christians. If that were true, they'd admit they didn't vote for this & demand better.

After wrecking education, research, trade, media, truth, courts, congress & oversight, get ready: the coming pandemic won't be just masking, mobile morgues & toilet paper. We face catastrophic loss of life, rationing, food riots, martial law, suspended elections & runaway inflation. USA!

This. Gut the FBI and CIA, announce an idiotically catastrophic plan for Gaza, and use the resulting protests and terrorist mayhem as an excuse to declare martial law, suspend future elections, and jail dissenters. I won’t cheer his death; I just wish he’d never been born.

Welcome to the Golden Age of Catastrophic Incompetent Arrogance.

That's so cute you think we'll have elections again. Bless your heart.

Chicago is first in line for the immigrants roundup. Of course; hoping the stir is an excuse for troops to quell the protests, escalating to an emergency declaration, martial law, and unchecked executive powers. What a great time to be alive, thanks to the proud Americans supporting a scumbag posse.

Everybody knew juvenile delinquent political chaos would ensue, but who had it starting now rather than after inauguration?

I’m not sure but people are saying Kash Patel might be behind the Epstein thing. Never seen any children with him though. He might have them locked up in a pizza place.

This all day... and it puts the Dems in the unwinnable position of arguing the GOP didn't follow through on the ugliest of the culture war campaign promises about immigrants and transgender crackdowns. Protect the markets and lie about everything else like he did about the wall and watch MAGA cheer.

Sez the one who treats the Ten Commandments like a bingo card.