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A girl on a treadmill in front of me at the gym today brought an iPad to watch Family Guy and that's fascinating to me

Yorgos Lanthimos, please slow down, you have too many movies now, thank you

Reading an article about simple daily things to do to live longer and one is "keep your bedroom chilly at night" fuck you fuck youuuuuu

No one rat me out but I got a 4 oz container of liquids through TSA today

love to send a courtesy email about how i'm not working today only to get a half dozen 'help' emails after that to try to walk this guy through SENDING AN EMAIL about a committee meeting

Correct.

Still thinking about how the pins at the Murakami exhibit were FORTY DOLLARS

A lady in her 70s backed into me a couple weeks ago and I hate that I was somehow the calm experienced person when I should have been able to lose my shit at her because she just hit a fucking parked car really damn hard for no reason. Being nice is lame, sometimes, y'all 😂

Hi, I'm. Tammy, short for Tamantha.

watching the Mulaney teen episode and it's just really bizarre to me that Sean Penn would be on this

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My period is going to start the day before my birthday, in the middle of my trip. This should be illegal.

I hate when people don't put dates in on their automatic out of office replies, like, are you gone TODAY or for weeks? I need to know if I need to talk to someone else or not!

"most of the points I was going to make have already been made, so I put my hand down but..." NO BUT. STOP TALKING IF YOUR POINTS WERE ALREADY MADE!!

I feel like with all the tech advances that have been made in the past however many years, I should be able to look up a phone number of someone calling me and find out who the fuck it is

Was gonna go see Sinners tonight finally, but the theatre near me had a couple of those lounge chairs catch on fire yesterday and so it's closed 😭

I know the whole thing is unhinged but omg season 2 ep 3 of the Rehearsal is bonkers

This dude emailed me on a Sunday night and then sent a follow up at 9am this morning "Just trying to reach out to you". It's been 1.5 working hours, my guy.

Just realized I didn't post about this -- my coworker's BF got a big blister on the back of his ankle and it was like oozing onto the furniture and she told him to put a Band-Aid on it and he wouldn't because THAT'S GAY

Have an appointment at 9:30. Told to arrive by 9:15. They text me at 9:12 asking if I'm there yet. Chill out, y'all probably won't be ready until 9:45...

Just got this email from the accommodated testing office

Omg Christina Applegate's character in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is gonna make $37k at her assistant job. It took me so long to make that much money!!! And these are 1991 dollars!

Hulu just asked if I was still here after ONE episode, what the fuck