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Less appealing if you put the emphasis on 'DOG'

Can we not have ANYTHING nice?

Look how happy this shark is!

Initial reaction to this: they've ruined those pastéis de nata

As temperatures head into the 30s the UK is on course for The Hottest June Since Records Began

Well, if it’s 17 June, it must be the 85th anniversary of Major Alfred Wintle, MC, responding to the defeat of France by starting a one-man campaign to rescue the French Air Force using methods which landed him in the Tower of London

Primal Scream announce new LP

Private Eye exposing again the utter idiocy of our politics. This sums up *exactly* how Farage and Reform get rocket-boosted by a media, drunk on sensationalist nonsense. Unserious and irresponsible but it’ll be up to us to prove them wrong.

'Nazi salute' entirely redundant here

Blimey he's not wasting any time

Me in my BlueSky bubble

Super Smash Bros. but featuring characters from 1970s/80s British sit coms

We ALL want that, Sidcup farm

Glow Up, The Great Pottery Throw Down, Portrait Artist Of The Year: all these shows & the dozens like them would be improved if they took place on the top deck of the 486 bus from North Greenwich to Bexleyheath

The cafe in the woods where I often have lunch was the birthplace of occult writer, lumberjack and spy Algernon Blackwood, who was a member of the Hermetic Order Of The Golden Dawn alongside WB Yeats & Aleister Crowley. It does excellent jacket potatoes.

Unrefrigerated for 7 hours & already on a yellow sticker, I am already regretting my sweaty train starter #DeadByBicester

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Trump and his new Tesla

It's Alien Vs Predator but they both hate 'aliens' and they're both predators

Is he trying to make this come true?

Hegseth now fitted with a self-destruct button in the event that he goes off on a booze-fuelled land war in Asia

Bought a bag of these lads to see if they would work as a cinema snack & fuck me I finished them in under 2 minutes, forget it as Odeon fodder, no staying power. For a typical blockbuster I'd need a 7 Kg packet #NotHappening

Well that is the gold standard, it was asking a lot

They should remake The Wire but with Dominic West doing his Fred West from Appropriate Adult throughout

Today I learnt that Ted Moult invented pick-your-own strawberries. The concept, not the fruit, that was evolution.

They add up the number of times a man called Rio shouts it