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mixed media artist - graphic designer - comics - zines - My Small Diary - Not My Small Diary - horror - maximalist - kitsch - wigs - whimsy - weirdness - left-handed - ally - birmingham
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I’m behind on posts because of vacation but here’s one thing from today 🤣 #weinerraces #dachshundraces

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

Got a shell and/or brass knuckles

On my flight/layover to CA I read Debbie Harry’s autobiography and what made me gasp was reading that she dated Penn Gillette. 🪄

We saw this in the wild… his name is Jalen and is one of Saymo’s relatives (if you watch John Mulaney’s show you know)

gravity hits different in LA #worldofillusions

Seeing Pee-Wee’s Star gave me life! ⭐️❤️

We had a flight attendant who sounded like Lois Griffin

The airport has a dog to pet named Willow 💗

I love learning

Where I’ll be next Saturday! #cruelworld

Instead of 30 dolls you can have 2.

What’s shakin?

Frustrating news from @sidewalkfilm.bsky.social “Sidewalk Film Festival’s NEA Grant was withdrawn last night (something awarded in fall 2024 and told to publically announce in Jan 2025). Only 4 months away from the Fest the funds are snatched away.”

Meanwhile in Alabama 🦘

Alabama’s famous 🤣

Tonight’s double feature… Student Bodies & Companion! (I soooo loved Companion)

It’s as delicious as I had hoped!

Gallant: cares for the immigrant. Goofus: ships them to El Salvador.

When did ligma overtake fromunda?

My coworker saw this commercial come on when he was at the gym 👀

Just got tickets for Saw the Musical

Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating

We went to an art festival (Magic City Art Connection) and I really enjoyed these artists… Hannah Adamson, Mary Anna Brown, Kyle Riley, Nelson Perez

Our friends made a tiki bar in their house

In the spirit of Blue Prince, I'm going to stop apologizing for how messy my house is when people visit and I'm going to start telling them that all the random junk is actually clues to the puzzles I have set up. Check the Taco Bell wrapper on the couch for the code to the safe.

No filter born 1970 😄

Patronize places like @quimbysbookstore.bsky.social @atomicbooks.bsky.social @thankyoubooks.bsky.social and Sanctum Tattoos & Comics in Bhm! #independentbookstoreday

Cross your fingers for me / trying to get into John Mulaney’s audience! #Everybody'sLivewithJohnMulaney

Interesting #virginiagiuffre

Don’t drink the Viper!!! (yes we watched Street Trash last night)

My best friend lost his job today. This is ridiculous.

This cat kept staring at me

My Honda courtesy shuttle driver said she once saw a Honda with 600,000 miles. #goals

Happy Birthday John Waters! 🦩💩🥳