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hunterahlquist.com
Unprofessional game developer. @ahlquistinteractive.com
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the social media bio is the self, not who you are, but who you want to be. (take rip from massive bong)

i swear apple drugs up their engineers on lexapro or some shit before they put them on camera for WWDC videos

he brought out da piss sneakers

I saw Toby Fox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cuttin

All of the adults have become monsters, the rumors say. Nowhere is safe outside these walls. Discover our bittersweet fairy tale RPG #StrayChildren in 2025, when it releases on Nintendo Switch... and Steam! Wishlist it now: store.steampowered.com/app/3649490/...

claying up fucked up Demented Creatures straight from the Depths of my Twisted Mind

trying to explain how a web api works to a network guy who only knows server-side HTML rendering is pure pain

adding copilot agent to my github repo just so i can relentlessly bully it

If you want an lol - Microsoft have implemented Copilot on its own GitHub repos and it’s a clusterfuck, you can see MS engineers publicly begging Copilot to work. https://www.reddit.com/r/ExperiencedDevs/comments/1krttqo/my_new_hobby_watching_ai_slowly_drive_microsoft/

chapters 3 & 4 are in this pot

i hope this means they're cleaning up how they dispense L O R E. I hate having to look up "Kingdom Heart Re:X.6 ~A Mobile Slop Story~ all cutscenes explained" on youtube to understand mainline entries

my wishlist for ES6: -More goofy magic; levitation, insane buff stacking, spell crafting -More open ended main quest -Multiplayer drop-in co-op -Bring back Oblivion's "Radiant AI" (not as neutered like in Skyrim) -Focus on metaphysical concepts and schizophrenic lore like Morrowind

u know it's bad when the ceo is really trying to convince you he's humam

Bethesda, hire this man!

gaming

the Video Ditch: Game Jam Slam is Comin' and it's Comin' In Hot FEATURING: - color commentary from beloved pal @zaccacts.bsky.social - 40 characters from Game Jams/borrowed from beloved guests/community members lovingly recreated in Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain for PS2 - who knows what else...

oh god oh fuck

accidentally deleted the wrong jira board