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I wish people would stop describing things that are indisputably provable as a matter of fact as "controversial." People not liking a fact doesn't mean the fact is controversial. Reality is not malleable around our beliefs and it shouldn't be. We need to stop acting like it is.

I get a lot of samples where I work. Thinking about reviewing some of em This one can go first bc it felt so pleasant & healthy, like I genuinely was drinking something healthy (not pretend)

Oh, to be an old person eating breakfast at the breakfast place

I put that shit on everything

its funny to me that babies are born looking like squishy ancient men....... by the time they learn to speak they have forgotten their prior incarnations

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

I don’t think people appreciate how much Salad technology has advanced in the last few decades. It used to be so hard to get a good salad.

THEM: how can you joke about Kristi Noem being hospitalized for having an allergic reaction ME: easily

Also: something I notice everywhere is advertisement within advertisements. Lyft offering points for some dumb as fuck sounding company if I get such and such amount of rides. Like I don’t care. Staring at this app is enough, man.

Seems like companies really encourage tipping so that the wages are on the customer and not whoever is paying the staff.

Another day another dollar in my one man show 🎶

Fucking fair food, it’s always the same old flavors just dressed up in pretend novelty

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Behold: Art

NO KINGS 🇺🇸

Sitting with a spectrometer under my tongue, measuring my colorful language

[corporate retailer] Hi, we noticed that you bought one small item from us for the first time in fifteen years, as a token of gratitude we will be emailing you 5x a day until you die

Book Cover of the Day:

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

One of those days where it feels like a stop-motion world

Hell of a photo

The rich men are fighting which completely ruins my dream of the two of them being in the same plane as it crashes into the ocean. I was really banking a lot of my hope on that.

#BookSky

Men can't be men anymore. They must be cans of fancy Japanese mustard. Why is this happening? Why do we have to be cans of mustard from Japan? I am very upset. I am crying.

More Sparky graffiti has appeared

Geeses

Dear bus driver. Thank u for hauling ass

whats wild is that our political opposition is a bunch of punks who spiral out quickly if you mock them and we on the left keep operating like we're in victorian high society when we're really in the high school cafeteria and we should just shove them inside their lockers

Dreams that fill the room up with Fresh smell

“I will read the seeds a story,” said Toad. “Then they will not be afraid.” Toad read a long story to his seeds.

I harp on this a lot, but we have a massive cultural problem where the right is always considered morally blameless (even when they choose to vote for evil policies they know to be evil) but random leftists are constantly held accountable for how we communicate with them, we can’t be *mean* about it