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Go Phils.

Also - Bohmer homer.

Kyle Schwarber just hit a ball 466 feet with an exit velocity of 109.3 mph. That's one way to hit your 300th HR. My god.

The Rockies have won eight games.

What in the actual fuck.

*pumps breaks in italics*

This is an absolute ump show tonight. I can't wait for ABS.

Could you make the case to start Taijuan over Nola? I don't know if we are there yet, but we could discuss it?

I need a Phillies player to absolutely snap over a blown call. Whatever it takes to shake this team out of its fog - just pure, unfiltered chaos.

The Rav4th inning should be put into human form and dismembered.

Aaron fucking Nola, again.

Fucking Aaron Nola.

Rot in pieces, Pete Rose.

Kyle Schwarber is good at baseball.

I am worried we aren't appreciating Zack Wheeler enough.

Going to need the Phillies to do the thing tonight.

Pitching middle in to Bryce Harper is certainly a choice you can make.

Go Phils.

I so badly want Johan Rojas to be the answer.

The pope, who just watched his baseball team lose four games to Kansas City, is hardly the first pontiff to be mad at the Royals

Another Christopher Sanchez gem today.

Buying a ticket to a Phillies game and starting an Eagles chant is weird energy.

The Phanatic, powered by pure chaos and rage, barrels into Blooper like a sentient hurricane. Blooper loses limbs, and somewhere, a Braves fan weeps. There are no survivors - only lessons.

i know i’ve lost when i’m having an argument and someone pulls out a bar graph

Absolutely gutted that Trent Alexander Arnold will be leaving Liverpool at season end. He won it all for, and with Liverpool. Twenty years of service is a long time. Liverpool fans, let him leave a hero for all he has done, and wish him the best. Always a red.

Just winding down for the night and realized the Phillies are Schrödinger's team.

Kepler is showing to be a really solid signing for the Phillies this year. Slander will not be tolerated.