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*crab-walked

submitted 9 days ago • 408 comments

Apparently, my wife's family's descriptor for kids with not so perfect teeth was "She could eat corn through a fence" That is simultaneously the funniest and absolute worst thing I've ever heard. Yall cannot be out here saying that to your children 💀

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

David Zaslav’s salary should be dispersed evenly to anyone around the globe who has ever had a good idea.

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

This is really good news 🎊 "Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work." www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

Need a shirt that says "I heard Seal's 'Kiss from a rose' on @dropout.tv "

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Community? You wanna talk community? I am the patron saint of ppl who leave reviews on trip advisor specifying if there's a bathroom and if it's tiny or gross

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Your personal lexicon should feel like a huge bag of rats that you can barely control

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

A headline from Hell. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...

submitted 27 days ago • 1019 comments

Pete Hegseth had an internet connection that bypassed the Pentagon’s security protocols set up in his office to use the Signal messaging app on a personal computer, AP reports

submitted 29 days ago • 843 comments

shame people for enjoying the works of a fascist.

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.

submitted 38 days ago • 150 comments

Couldn’t be me

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

The only thing I know about these bags is that they have an absolutely cult following in Japan. It's an incredibly popular souvenir to bring back for family and is seen as modern Americana 😂

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Have the investors thought about taking a huge bong rip and eating pussy if they're so anxious?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as close as possible, preferably deep inside you, writhing in ecstasy so divine that they’re unable to scheme or plot.

submitted 46 days ago • 14 comments

Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

POV: you're in the closet shopping for a gift to give your partner at the family christmas party

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Im going to stop calling them tariffs and start calling them self-imposed sanctions

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like a solid 28% of my time in Spring is putting a sweater on and then taking it off again

submitted 50 days ago • 15 comments

Oh the walls are moving? To where they can't afford jackshit I literally have to pay for them every month. Get real.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's economists explaining how they calculated reciprocal tariff rates

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I have to shelter in place from a tornado. Hopped straight outta bed, put my helmet on, forgot to take my mouth guard out so I look like I'm ready to play roller derby

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I couldn’t filibuster. I have IBS.

submitted 52 days ago • 12 comments

I keep saying that even a moderate bit of push back, minimal shenanigans, just shit that makes them tired and annoyed, can stop SO much evil. They are evil, and incompetent. Both. Evil people can do harm at any level of competence, but the incompetent ones just do not handle discomfort well

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

People saying that Chappell Roan complains too much, but they haven't spent 15 minutes with me.

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

submitted 52 days ago • 1425 comments

This is going to be the vibe coding version of the Chernobyl disaster, a wholly preventable failure caused by a combination of hubris, incompetence and design flaws.

submitted 55 days ago • 707 comments

Lot of Gen z asking what we did for fun during the last recession but unfortunately all I can think of is “ukulele and reading articles about how we destroyed the diamond industry”

submitted 54 days ago • 25 comments

Once you have a drill, there is nothing you can not do through YouTube who strengthens you

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

ACAB includes the uwu police

submitted 55 days ago • 65 comments

what the fuck

submitted 55 days ago • 71 comments

I'm absolutely losing it 💀 As a recovering horse girl I immediately was like "ooh fun" before reading the post Now I'm imagining being a NON horse person walking up to my vacation rental and seeing this and that's actual nightmare fuel 😂😂😂😂

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Wut?? www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

submitted 55 days ago • 1582 comments

As someone who hasn't watched white lotus, I can say without hesitation this will get me on board

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, hi, developer here- DONT DO THAT

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had a primary care doctor who listens to you and trusts your understanding of your own body?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I view casual AI use the same way I see littering

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort

submitted 64 days ago • 17 comments

I made the mistake of buying a 100% merino wool t-shirt and now I will never know peace The quality? Unbelievable. The temperature regulation? Unmatched. The price? Untenable. I put something polyester on this morning and was racing to change faster than you can say 'natural fibers only'

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

why does my chocolate sound like it's about to try to sell me a course on the grindset

submitted 69 days ago • 38 comments

I like that this hits both the gender binary AND citizens united 🤣

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I love how every elf in the LOTR has the hair of an early 2000s middle school girl who just got a Chi straightener for Christmas

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite in-flight activity is watching other people's movies and whispering "kiss" when two men are face to face trying to intimidate each other

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

bridges just look better on fire

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

PUT THE WOKE BACK NOW!!!!

submitted 70 days ago • 165 comments

Please include plus sizes in the next drop. Fat ppl also would like a world without Ceasars.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments