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GUYS I FUCKED UP

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

I cannot stop wheezing

I want to release my first game but I dont want to see people playing it on Twitch or whatever because Im gonna sit there all day thinking to myself how shitty it looks and how much better it needs to be.

Allergies acting up and all I can taste right now is salt. Not like "saltiness" but like the actual "NaCl" flavor. 🤮

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Gentler form

psst... hey, it’s me patches!!! i STOLE the socials from Rah cuz i gotta tell ya somethin important!!! I’m a card holder now! That’s right, i can hold your fav cards safe and snug, cuz you babies keep dropping them everywhere! Buy me before i disappear!👉 littletroubles.com/products/pat...

it sure as shit isnt free tacos

all jokes though all jokes

Pride isn't about being "proud of being queer". That's silly. Almost like how it's silly to be proud of where you're born, just because you were born there. Right? You didn't earn that. You didn't work for that. No, "LGBTQ+ Pride" is about how we've weathered discrimination and persecution.

Piggybacking off this as a guy who's been in the gun sphere for over half of my life: If you're seriously considering a firearm, make an informed decision. Don't make the same newbie mistakes as me. Here's a 'getting a first gun' guide i've been updating since January. cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/...

Keep Furry Weird! Never Sanitize Pride! #PrideMonth

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a GROUNDBREAKING new treatment for aggressive breast cancer with a 100% SURVIVAL RATE. By combining chemotherapy with Olaparib (Lynparza) BEFORE surgery, EVERY patient who received the protocol survived the CRITICAL three-year post-treatment period. 🧪🧵⬇️

Good Pride wasn’t supposed to be a corporate brand parade. it’s for faggots and queers and we need more gay old men wearing thongs on floats and more trans girl tits out and puppies and diapers and literally anything but Nissan’s branding on cheaply made water bottles. 🤷

Happy 🌈

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month