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45 years old 🧑🏼‍🦳 Jax Florida gal (DUUUVAL) 🐆 🏈 Fan of ALL Wrestling 🤼‍♂️ I have 6 cats 🐈 Mom 💗 Bisexual 🎀🔮🪬 420 AF 🌳 Bleeding heart liberal 💙 Atheist ❌ ⛪️ What we really need is a ⭐️FEMININOMENON⭐️ Don’t release 🎈🎈 They kill 🐳🐢🦆
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Hi friends. I am currently going THROUGH it. Send memes to distract

Sometimes clothes shopping is all it takes to make you feel horrible about yourself 😆

I have no one to talk to about this 😱

Nathan Fielder is an absolute genius. If you have not seen his stuff, go watch it.

TEENJUS

When someone tells me I am not capable of doing something, you can bet your sweet ass I'm doing that thing

That ain't no person, camera 😨 🕸🕷

When bagel's on a pizza you can have bagels any time

This morning at work I had to show someone in upper management how to save a document as a pdf. 🙁🤨😒

I just feel so... insufficient

Happy EasterMania 420 to all who celebrate

Gosh we have so many cats in this neighborhood.

I have spent so many hours trying to get Microsoft Visio certified. Almost there. Only slivers of my soul left at this point lol 😴

Baaaaaby Why don't you come oooooover Champagne Supernova In the skyyyyy

He does not love you. He never will.

You can tell Spring is on the horizon when the cat tree is in full bloom. 🐈 🌳 🌼

Did you know there's an actual Camp Crystal Lake and you can literally send your kids there for summer camp? 😆

Getting real sick of this heater in the morning and AC in the afternoon type shit, Florida. 😠

Soft launch of new show, GANDER THEM TAPES! New GTT for VHS sickos and nostalgia freaks. www.twitch.tv/gamethattune

Me when my best friend, who just got out of a severely abusive (physically) relationship two weeks ago, tells me she has a new boyfriend and they are in love.

Momma told me not to, I did it anyway🎵 Lives rent free in my head 24/7

I have watched lady gaga's SNL performances from last night more than three times. Obsessed, how can she be this good?

Had a day out with my best friend 💖

Oh hellooooooo

Monday I had to sit on a plane at the gate for 2.5 hours after we landed due to the power outage at BWI. This morning I look at my email and Southwest sent me a $200 flight voucher. How nice. Wasn't expecting anything at all.

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Sasquatch is my favorite wrestler #mysterywrestling

This is my kitty Minerva. She's besties with my daughter and is tiny and dainty and adorable. What a little princess.

Eyelashes turn me into a different person I swear lol

Cannot believe I’m about to have a 13 year old. 😭 Time is such a bastard.

Noooo not Howie the Crab 😭

This big ol’ idiot wishes you a happy Love day. I hope you have it, I hope you give it, and I hope you smile. Love is so important right now. 💘

Omfg I love them so much 🥰 😍 💘 🌹

Do these idiots not realize Mexico is IN America, like NORTH AMERICA. We are the United States OF America. We are not “America.” South Americans are Americans. Canadians are American. WE ARE THE UNITED STATES. Gulf of America… yep! It’s a gulf. It’s beside our continent. We sound so stupid.

I’m suspicious there may be no owl at all at this point

Low calorie, low carb, zero alcohol beer? Sounds amazing 🤮

People love me at Super Bowl parties when I make up my own names and chants for the teams 🥰

All hail the Superb Owl #SuperbOwlSunday