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Back from a week away from devices and screens to hang out with huskies, breathe mountain air, and naturally generate Vitamin D! Let me just open up the news wires to see what's been going on 𝕆𝕙 𝕀𝕨𝕖𝕖π•₯ π•žπ•–π•£π•”π•šπ•—π•¦π• π•—π•¦π•”π•œ

I'm a Vista-Capable individual in a Vista-Ready world

Menu: Try our healthy steamed veggie & seafood plate! Plate: Veggies & seafood come inundated in garlic sage butter Arteries: Fuck it we ball

When you pop into a Twitch channel to view some mischief and the streamer says "So I heard a rumor about you..." πŸ˜…

what if Disney bought Hasbro and gained the monopoly on Monopoly ☹️

90 minutes in and today's been very very very breaky breaky breaky bishi BISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

All sorted!

buddy....... you've karted your last mario

Spent breakfast watching a Safelite crew replace a windshield and thinking, damn... I really gotta get into removing folks' windshields when they piss me off

I keep forgetting how absolutely cursed my Mii is

Walmart was nice enough to send a gamer food care package of pringles and a soda with my Switch 2 delivery, but @emmieelliott.bsky.social, epic gamer they are, came in clutch with a way better (and just a little brainrotty) alternate snack πŸ˜‚

I'm gonna need a 10 hour video of the Switch 2 setup music, it's such a vibe at this ungodly hour in the morning

When it's 2am in the club and I'm the DD and I'm rounding up everyone to get them home and I ask my completely shitfaced friend where our homegirl Keke went

As I get older this resonates with me more and more

Help help I put a sushi in my PS5 so I can play sushi on TV but it didn't work😟

One time I was told 'if you have issues, take a tissue.' In response I took all of the tissues And also told them to eat shit

During last night's stream I was raided by the always-wonderful @oofy.live and a few minutes afterwards my in-game character came face-to-face with a nuclear explosion. COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!? (thank you btw)

𝘜𝘯𝘦 𝘷π˜ͺ𝘦 Γ  𝘱𝘦π˜ͺ𝘯π˜₯𝘳𝘦? BRUH I'M SHAKING HOLY SHIT RN I'M SHAKING HOLY SHIT 😱

That's right, Randy Bobandy... I am the coffee

gotcha

Got a new keyboard and mouse for work. The mouse is kinda fancy; it's got a horizontal thumb wheel that free-spins. I bound it to a macro that opens up a new email in Outlook that starts with "Per my last email." A good flick of the wheel can open up a good 15-20 emails per second - MAX PRODUCTIVITY

It's too early to be awake, there's a ball of light in the sky and when I look at it, it makes me sneeze? They never prepare you for these sorts of things, I swear

Mister 14.4 modem man There's somethin wrong with my line When I dial my baby's ISP I get a krrrrrrrrrrzttttttztttttttttshhhhhhhhhhsshshKSHKRRRRRRRSSSSSZZZZZHTHTHTHZTHTHZHTHZHHTZbleepopopHTHTHTHTHTZHHTZHTHZTHZHTHZTHHThZHTHZTHZHTth