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MINORS DNI 🔞. 30. NSFW. she/her 🏳‍⚧. Demigirl. Trash Witch. narcissist. poly. pan. better at mtg commander than you. firmly believes every game is a fishing game.
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do i have an addiction?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

first haircut in a year lfg

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

is there any worse place to get incredibly tired and horny than a disney ride queue?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

cinemas most famous “uncle tom” portraying uncle sam. kendrick’s a fucking genius

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

gonna start referring to the fremen from dune as fremboys

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

except loaning death note to my bf but including spoilers, i always refer to the end as “light loses” not cuz i wanna not say “light dies” but because light constantly says “i win” so honestly loss is more of a disgrace that death and i think that’s hilarious

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

i think this card perfectly explains my face dysphoria

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

they should do a masked singer but it’s wrestling. like 4 pro wrestlers dressed as the banana splits and wrestling nerds gotta figure who they are based solely on movements.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

my bf: “you hear about david lynch?” me:

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

i was just talking about a tiktok and i referred to the person recording as “the video taper”

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

y’all remember galidor?

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

there’s a random northernlion appearance in a markiplier try not to laugh challenge from six years ago and was not ready for that information

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

marty mcfly not knowing what a bottle opener is the least believable part of the trilogy

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

amik named his dog sir burrus i’m gonna fucking cry

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

i love how flannel moths constantly clean their antennae one at a time so they’re always waving like friendly little guys like 🙋‍♀️haii

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

watching da fans tear apart veil guard is so cuz like yeah, they ruined the lore. THEYVE ALWAYS BEEN RUINING THE LORE. AND THE LORE WASNT GOOD TO BEGIN WITH. AND I LIKE THE FIRST 3 DA’S

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

bf died in osrs for the first time, no braining agility in canifis. he accidentally punched a werewolf. i fucking TOLD THEM to wield a shortbow and no arrows but they never LISTEN to me. bb boy almost lost a piece of graceful he was panicking

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

*me pointing at a half built building 10 minutes from my apartment with awe and reverence* THATS A CHIPOTLE

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

why did jumba keep making experiments after angel? she’s just girl stitch. fucking misogynist.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

if i become a successful vtuber with multiple models, imma make dildos based off each one and whichever sells the best would be the model i re debut.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

i’m some type a way rn

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

pull my fucking hair dumbass, idc if you’re tryin not to hurt me fuck you pull my goddam hair like it’s the reigns of a horse.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

i’m so drunk i’m hornily pulling my own hair who want me

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

highbies aren’t inherently “cliquey” most of them just have more to lose cuz many of them have their work tied up in socials. it’s dangerous to get chummy with dingus 10 followers when they could easily be an 80 y/o freak man with the complexion of a rhinoceros.

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

another keanu has hit the fortnite

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

my bf just laughed like a minecraft witch in their sleep should i be scared?

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

i threw my fucking back out.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t get excited for superhero movies anymore, and i really don’t even like dc, but you show me Krypto and i’m fucking sold

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

do you think the game with gimmicky motion controls is good? or are you just pleasantly surprised that it’s playable

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

suffering in silence with a raging boner in a full van, why does my body hate me?

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments