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dude roots for James Spader in 16 Candles, RDJr in Weird Science

another in the long list of crimes that the SC says Trump can commit at will

POS

jeebus fuck a garden hose

that’s how I like my irony

🔥🔥🔥

Pete Hegseth is a liar. These are war plans. End of story. Hegseth is unfit for the job and should resign or be fired immediately.

oh goodness read publicnotice.co 😂❤️

good - fuck em - shoot em

fuckit I’ll go 9 and 3

Tick tock, bitch

FUCK CHUCK sure kick it down the road as far as you can, you piece of shit

ya hate t’see it

this tracks our American populace is, to put it kindly, dumber than a box of hair

The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com

sounds like fax to me

if boycotting Teslas is making his followers buy electrical vehicles, then maybe we should start boycotting libraries so they can discover reading

Real humans step up

"When faced with two awful choices, pick the one that requires less courage." - The Art of Losing, by Chuck Schumer

If Tesla's stock drops far enough, the bank loans Elon took out to buy Twitter lose their collateral and get called back immediately. Which is why Elon is panicking, Trump is panicking, and their shadow backers are all panicking.

The upshot is that the more people that die of measles in TX, the fewer Rs there are to vote. 🤷🏻

this timeline is insane

lol nah they’ll just lie no1curr

reposting to mark this motherfucker’s words not that it matters

Trump makes another threat last night to Hamas to release every hostage immediately or there will be dire consequences. Which he also said on January 7 and February 10.

Truth

So much for 1A

unreal -- Fox News brought in a journalist from Russia as part of a panel, but he's being too hard on Putin and Trump, so host Will Cain has to step in and toe the Kremlin/MAGA line

The stove's not gonna touch itself.

*Hangs on to this tweet for when he announces yet another farmer bailout*

I needed this today like my next breath. Please tell me, who is the original source for this piece of genius!? #PowRightInTheKisser

This is more horrifying than Helsinki.

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

validating the worst of humanity

this is unexpected 😐

right on cue

fuck you rock