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Me-Trying to clean and prep for my dad to stay with us for a few days while he's visiting from out of state. My microwave/stove vent- Yeah... I'm out. Guess hubby and I are heading to Home Depot tomorrow. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Me- I bought a book that's cleaning tips for people with ADHD like me. Reading that will help motivate me to tackle this mess for sure! Also me- Uhhh.... I can't remember where I put the book. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Switch Joycons pair to Switch 2 easily and worked great for Mario Kart World. Just be smarter than me and make sure your OG Switch isn't right next to the Switch 2 so the joycons don't just auto pair to the older Switch. 🀣

Welp I'm in the line to try and get a ticket for a switch 2 but there's 6 people ahead of me so.... We will see what happens. 🀞

I'm going to attempt to get a Switch 2 at Target tomorrow morning. Why Target? Because I'm too old and tired for a midnight release event at Best Buy or GameStop and Walmart opens at 6am, Target opens at 8. Lol.

Helping my daughters restart their island on ACNH has me thinking about how excited we all were over the tiniest things when it first came out. Villagers having toe beans, our character having knees, being able to wear bags/backpacks. Man I just want that feeling back.

Conversation with my hubby- Me- Whatcha doing babe? H- Same thing I do every night. Me- Trying to take over the world?! H-Yes Pinky Me- NARF! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Think I can manage to snag one on Thursday?! I didn't preorder it, so I'm cautiously optimistic. Lol

Told the kids to go outside for at least 30 min for some fresh air and sunshine. They are all just sitting on the front porch. "What Mom? We're outside like you wanted. " πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Me- I really should focus on eating healthier. Also me- Or hear me out... Chips and queso.

Hi, I’m God, I read that Tesla’s Europe sales fell 49% in April and I started to believe in Myself again.

For our Memorial Day BBQ yesterday, I made homemade Mac and cheese with cheddar, Parmesan and gruyere cheeses, and of course I had to add bacon to it. Anyway I have been told I have to bring it to every family gathering now. 🀣

It's the first day the local outdoor pool is open. So we are going swimming this afternoon. I know it's gonna be crowded as heck but the kids are excited and my husband is a good sport. Lol.

My oldest & I have been playing the Happy Home Paradise DLC for ACNH together, we just decorated the school & she insisted it include a "quiet corner" for students having sensory overload. And excuse me while I go cry cuz my heart is bursting. 😍😭

Secret's out. My full name is actually Casserole. 🀣🀣🀣

The hardest part about losing my dog is that everyday I come home and my brain still expects her to be on the porch waiting for me. And everyday I get emotionally sucker punched because she's not. 😭😭😭

Did a super quick lil sketch yesterday using some of my kiddos art supplies... And now I want a new sketch book and to maybe try posca pens. But as a lefty it will probably end in disaster. 🀣

Is my cat playing with any of the 100s of toys he has? No he's playing with a literal rock. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Friends I am so heartbroken. My sweet girl Athena crossed the rainbow bridge today.

Me- I'm just going to relax this weekend. Also me- I'm going to paint the living room this weekend. Guess which one won? 🀣

Seriously?! Interactions like this make me wonder why I'm still over on the other app at all. In case it gets crops weird. I definitely did NOT vote for the cheetoh. 😑🀬

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

Showing my kids YouTube videos of the OG Animal Crossing and my youngest is horrified at how mean the villagers were. 🀣

Nothing like being in the middle of giving your hubby a massage and having your youngest kiddo come running in cuz she cut her thumb and it's bleeding like crazy. 😬 (She's fine btw, but scared the crap outta me for a minute there.)

Farm girl post- I have corn sprouting!

My kids have 3 weeks left of school and honestly I'm probably more excited than they are for summer break. Lol. All the driving around to sports, after school programs, music concerts, etc. Mama is ready for a break. 🀣

Farm girl post. Lol. We have a very freshly hatched baby πŸ₯

I just found out my dad is visiting from WA in early June, so I requested some time off then, they approved it within 30mins. 🀯 I wonder if I can get him to come to league while he's here. πŸ€”

My mom making me feel dumb. 🀣

Actual footage of me getting ready for work today after having an extra day off for Easter.

We celebrated Easter with my family on Saturday so I spent yesterday playing ACNH and rewatching Stargate Atlantis and it was amazing.

Happy Easter! Auntie's making French toast and sausage links for breakfast. Who's hungry?!

I'm planning on ambushing my husband with this as soon as he gets home from. Follow me for more relationship advice. 🀣

Me- I'm a Lorcana content creator, so let's work on creating new Lorcana content! My ADHD brain-

Prince Ali! Fabulous me! Ali a wah-wah!