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The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor) and Advice Giver, Haunt Actor, ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, weird people, random interactions, cheese, my Smoosh and my Frenchie, Booz (RIP 4/17/2025) FTD ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸพEM. I Stand With Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ and ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿพ
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Serious question: What kind of paranormal phenomena would it take to make you immediately move?

The feature performer is dancing to a cringey as fuck Pro-Taco "hip hop" song. I decided now was a good time for some silence on my side of the building for a bit. ๐Ÿ™„ Gross.

I just had Gemini tell me Monarch Butterfly facts while watching some out the window, while I did the dishes and I think thats the type of shit we should be using AI for. ๐Ÿ˜†

Goddamn it. How do I feel both too old and too young for this shit?!

I can never find my name on keychains at a souvenir store because it's uncommon, right? Finally get a TV character with my name and the spelling was visually awful to my eye. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Made me glad my parents altered mine when they picked it out. I guess its the original spelling from research. Still ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ

Me and my Guncle. He helped my Mama raise me and my sister as well as cousins older and younger than me. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ทโค๏ธ Happy Pride Month and Happy Father's Day to him too! ๐Ÿ˜˜

My favorite picture of me and my Dad โค๏ธ We actually work for the same company, different departments. He works Security and I'm Sales Mngmt. The reason he took the job? I was asked to offer him a position. He takes pride in telling people that I'm "his boss" (I'm not) Happy Father's Day.

Way to go, America. I'm proud of us again. 11 Million strong ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ

The Revolution will not be televised...It will be Livestreamed โœŠ๐Ÿพ #NOKINGS #FDT #FUCKICE

Keep manifesting the rain ya'll...Mother Nature and Creation seem to be listening! โœจ๏ธ #nokings #FDT

I guess its Salsa y Merengue night at the Love Shack ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท For the diaspora โœŠ๐Ÿพ

There's a reason Los Angeles always exists in dystopian/post-apocalypse movies. IJS. Fuck ๐ŸงŠ! Stay strong, LA. โœŠ๐Ÿพ

๐ŸŽถ California, knows how to party๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜† #throwuptheW #fromdiegotothebay

I'm so proud to be a native Californian tonight, period. Why? My old neighborhood South Park, San Diego backed ICE/HSI outta there and today our big sister, Los Angeles is standing on business, our democracy is on the line. You can stand up too where you are, its time.

Remember this? We are the ants ๐Ÿœ Fuck the grasshoppers ๐Ÿฆ— Stand up! There are more of us than them. #FDT #FuckICE #fuckfascists #IStandwithLA

Watching V for Vendetta (again), if you haven't seen it. I highly recommend it for what I think are obvious reasons. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ

ICE/HSI picked California for a reason, part of TACOs P2025 plan. They are poking The California Bear because we're a blue state full of immigrants who are friends, neighbors and co-workers. The Bear is standing up & roaring back. #FTD #FuckICE Don't back down Angelenos! Stay Safe! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ are with u!

"Omg can't believe what I saw as I turned on the TV, this evening...I was disgusted by all the injustice (all the injustice)" -Scream, Michael & Janet Jackson, 1995.

"Rise up and take the power back! Its time the Fat Cats had a heart attack!" "They will not force US, They will stop degrading US, they will not control US! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS...SO COME ON!"

God Bless America

Where's the "unlawful assembly" I see a community standing up to a fascist government hell bent on trampling over our rights as a Nation. No rioting, no looting just FED UP PEOPLE refusing to let this shit slide!

Watching a livestream of LA right now, Sherrifs Dept just declared unlawful assembly?! And are threatening to arrest people for not dispersing! Yall are kidnapping our friends and neighbors with no due process! First, they came for the immigrants and California says FUCK THAT & FUCK FASCISM TOO!

San Diego is with you LA! โœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿพ FUCK ๐ŸงŠ!

My pfp on everything from now on while listening to Blood Rave from Blade 1 after watching Sinners. ๐Ÿ’€

Been wearing my custom vampire fangs tonight at work just for fun...mind you I've had them for years and they're natural looking. Not one person I've helped has addressed them. Tips have been wonderful ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

Happiest of Birthdays to my Mama tonight! A PR QUEEN ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท ...yeah thats me in her lap, in San Diego, CA where she met my Navy Dad on the trolley and before my melanin came in and I started looking like her. Stfu! ๐Ÿ˜œ

I went to bed at 4:30am, its 9:30am and I've just been woken up by a car horn playing La Cucaracha 3 times in a row. Did it summon something? Do I get conchas for breakfast now? Idk wtf is happening! ๐Ÿ˜… I'm so tired...

Went to a CVS in the "upper class" part of town because I was passing through, needed 3 things, should've taken me tops 5mins to grab and go. Each item was locked up. I noticed the more expensive brands weren't however, which I found interesting. 10 added minutes for what?! Make it make sense! ๐Ÿ˜’

Drawback to keeping vampire work hours...I do it on my nights off too. ๐Ÿ™„ Slept most of the day now here tf I am ๐Ÿ™ƒ drinking wine and not knowing shit. ๐Ÿคฃ

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to my fellow USA Butterflies ๐Ÿฆ‹ My drink consists of Peach & Mango V8 Splash juice, a few fingers of Bacardi, Tajin and Chamoy. You're welcome. Enjoy

Shower thought: don't mess with the people who make your food and sell you sex stuff...we know too much. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ...I'm the one who sells sex stuff. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ #thedildodiva #dildodiva #sandiego

I spent...SO MUCH money on just different kinds of cheese at Aldi: bf didn't even try to stop me, he's a whole ass enabler! And I love him! ๐Ÿ˜†

I like to try interesting flavored snacks that catch my eye. Saw these at 7/11 (before you ask: NOT AN AD & Yes, I was uhm, "elevated") Hear me out: theyre actually really good! I just like to share my weird snacks. ๐Ÿ˜†

How am I so organized at work yet at home I'm just throwing shit wherever until it pisses me off. ๐Ÿ˜…

I call all Daddy Longlegs I find in the house "Bob" it adds whimsy to life and Bob's will eat all the pesky bugs. Other spiders? Immediately evicted, they scare me. ๐Ÿ˜†

I see people having so much fun eating crab ๐Ÿฆ€ and lobsters ๐Ÿฆž and the like. All I see are bugs that come out of the water. ๐Ÿ˜† I find their preparation in food videos fascinating though.

Sent this gif to my Dad (65) because he wouldn't go see a movie with me, citing his age. He replied with "Where did you get that picture of me I paid a lot of money for that not to come out!?" ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ I can't with him.

TIL I learned that pet bunnies are kinda assholes in a cat way. Idk they could be so sassy!! TBF they weren't really on the pet OR food spectrum for me. ๐Ÿ˜† ...I try to learn a new thing everyday, makes life interesting.

I made us 5 eggs for breakfast, just felt like splurging today. Happy Friday, Butterflies ๐Ÿฆ‹ Be kind to yourself and those who deserve it today. ๐Ÿ˜˜

Seeing people freak out over the new Pope has been kinda hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ The Vatican knew wtf it was doing is all I have to say about it. ๐Ÿ’€