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imbehaving.bsky.social
41, A Sit down comedian, Leggings enthusiast. Professional Bra Size fitter, this is not that serious.Cannabis connoisseur, baseball https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apz5nffuipwai5pqj6cg4fer/feed/aaagwxaeieyqw
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This place is dying but somehow has more users…

Seriously?

These chairs look like they are fucking and now I’m turned on

So can someone make an app for the 80% of us in the middle so we can laugh about farts and admire boobs on Tuesday’s again?

Twitter just upgraded today lol

lol

Sigh… do I type that out?

Full of coffee, doughnuts and whorish vigor

I was really productive today. Weird.

Started my day all kinds of right and I have high hopes for this afternoon Also, weiners

Is shadow banned only a twitter thing? Asking for a friend..

*DMs @bsky.app* Are you mad at me?

Why are you like this? My reflection:

Yea that sucked

We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

Tap tap

I’ve reached the age where “happy hour” is a nap.

*cracks knuckles* Time to be funny on the internet again.

Do we really need to body shame a guy who calls him self Jelly Roll

I'm polite as fuck, you fucking piece of shit.

I would post more selfies but I'm ashamed of my bathroom.

Rolling over and playing dead. It’s not just for dogs.

Flock of Seagulls is not only a band but also describes a gathering of white bitches drinking Starbucks at Target on a Sunday morning

I don’t think anyone on this app likes Trump

I don’t drink wine so keep it out of my fucking food